Friday, December 1, 2017

Urban Fantasy 2x01 "Nothing ever happens in Oakville"

At the beginning of this week, I released the Prologue to Urban Fantasy (It's just below if you wanna read it), saying I was hoping to release here all the chapters leading up to the new chapter 5 at the end of the month. I just wanted to confirm that's still the plan. I've decided I'm going to release a free chapter here once a week every Friday. Some will be new chapters, some will be from the archive on my patreon. We'll slowly catch up to where we are on the patreon, and then continue on.

If you wanna get ahead you can always subscribe at patreon.com/99geek where I've been writing three books at once, one chapter at a time, releasing the chapters like episodes of a TV show. This one is a sequel to my first published book I have on amazon (http://a.co/6YdsyYV) but you don't have to buy it there for 5 bucks. You can subscribe for just a dollar on the above patreon and it's included. Every canon piece of writing is. The other two books are different genres, one sci-fi and one fantasy. I will eventually catch you up to all three if you stay here, and then to fill in the space between new chapters I'll eventually catch you up on the first book as well.

So what's the incentives to subscribe if everything is free? There's scripts I've written that I wont put on here, mainly because well the formatting is bad enough for prose. Beyond that there is no incentive. But no one was subscribing anyway. I'd rather get these chapters out to as many eyes as possible. I'm trying to build an audience. I just wanna tell stories people wanna read. If you like what you read, sure you could subscribe, but I'd be just as happy if you followed me on Twitter @AndrewGeczy or even posted a comment below, just telling me what you think. The prologue got 300 views, and no one said anything or followed me. Did all 300 people hate it.

Yes I'm very insecure. Does that mean I'll never be a celebrity writer like Joss Whedon? Probably. But I can still tell a good story, so without further ado, here's a whole lot of set up with very little pay off, chapter 1 of a 5 chapter arc about child vampires. If you haven't read the first book or anything else, don't worry, I set up all the pieces right here. It's a long chapter, but it puts everythign in place for the much better stuff to come next friday and every friday hereafter.

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Previously on a Suburban Fantasy, and the prologue of Urban Fantasy (It's literally below) 

Rachel Lin Smith was just a quiet shy teenage girl, until a serial killing vampire turned her into a monster like him against her will. Getting away, she was able to cope with the changes in her life with the help of her geeky friends Ian, Andrew, Bilal, and Jason. They shared adventures pitted against time traveling mayors and Toronto gangs before finally stopping Rachel's Ex from ever hurting anyone ever again.

Last week a new kid moved into town from the US, and the time travelling mayor Dixon finally came clean to Rachel's mom about magic and the realities of the world she lives in. He did manage to leave out the part that her daughter is a vampire, though,

There was a pounding of music as the over-the-top intro to City News flashed across the screen.
“It’s a cold Sunday evening as this weekend comes to a close on a somber note,” the reporter began his evening scroll. “Our top story tonight, Toronto DJ T-BOAT was found naked with his neck snapped in an alley hours ago, near the intersection of Eglington and Spadina. Police have cordoned off the area, and if you’re making your way out of the city tonight it’s suggested you take Queen Street to Dundas.”
Another murder in Toronto. Neck snapped? Was that just some kind of code? Would the police even report if the man had been drained of blood? Ever since Tanya had come to terms with the existence of vampires and other types of paranormal activity, she found herself questioning everything and seeing monsters in every shadow.
Was she being paranoid? Men were certainly capable of being evil to one another. She’d seen quite a lot of that when her own father had tried to walk out on her and escape somewhere into the distant future. He was going to leave her mother without her ever knowing where he went. Without any attempt at an explanation. Was there anything more evil than that?
And she’d met Eckhart Ghens, if briefly, but that was a whole different evil. The kind of evil that turned little girls into vampires.
“In Oakville, election season is fast approaching,” the news reporter said on the TV, moving onto his next topic. “This is set to be the third consecutive running that Mayor Joseph Dixon has gone unopposed.” That unopposed mayor was also Tanya’s father, and the fact he was unopposed kind of ticked her off. If only people knew the kind of man he really was, and not just the clean renewable energy and other engineering breakthroughs he’d been able to bring to the city. Her father was a philanthropist, as every rich man was if it could save them even a cent on taxes.
Tanya hated it all. Not just the praise her dad got from the people and the media. She hated the money, the name Shawna Dixon, and the mansion they lived in. The seventy-four inch TV blaring the news was grossly oversized. The couches were too soft and too pristine. If it were up to her she’d give it all away. She’d live in a tiny townhouse like Rachel and work a shitty job like Andrew. She’d give up all her opportunities, privileges, and belongings to no longer have a connection to the man who gave her life.
“Things couldn’t be more different for President Robert Daggers,” the reporter continued inconsiderate of Tanya’s internal turmoil, “in our international story tonight as the US still reels from the terrorist attacks in Texas, and the abjudication of their first female president, tensions are high. With elections still a couple years away, the interim president has shown little willingness to host an emergency election, instead shutting down the opposing senate as well as foreign military operations.”
They switched to a shot of the president at a podium within the White House. He spoke clearly while saying, “This is a time of confusion and hasty decisions, when we don’t know who our friends are or who we can trust. This isn’t the time to be fighting other people’s wars abroad when we have violence occurring every day on our very soil.”
Even clear voiced and smiling, there was something off about President Daggers. The way his eyes never smiled with the rest of him, perhaps. He was a skinny man, with balding hair and a darkness in his face. It was the kind of face that would give anyone a shiver down their spine, even if that person was his mother. Likely from remembering the slap the doctor gave her when he was born.
“Oh excellent,” said a voice coming into the living room that could only belong to Tanya’s mother, “Did Ruby make sandwiches right before she retired for the night?” Her voice was almost melodic, if it didn’t trail off at the end. Tanya didn’t have to look at her mother to know the woman had been taking pills again.
She had been referring to a sandwich that sat neglected on a plate balanced carefully on the armrest of their couch. “No,” Tanya said quietly. “I made it myself.” She’d been hungry when she made it, but as Tanya had gotten lost in her thoughts, her hunger had been forgotten. Reaching out for it now, her mother got to it first.
Her mother had bleached blonde hair, and a mask of make-up on her face at all times to hide the signs of the many plastic surgeries it took to maintain her youth. As she took a bite of Tanya’s sandwich, some of the sauce dribbled down her artificially chiselled chin and the expression that crossed her face gave her botox a serious workout.
“Is that vinegar?” she asked between swallows.
Tanya shook her head. “It’s salad dressing.”
“Well it’s atrocious.” She took another bite.
“Why don’t you make your own then?” Tanya asked her mother sarcastically. Tanya could count on her hand the number of times she’d seen her mom take one step into their kitchen. She always either relied on their housemaid Ruby, or ordered out.
“I was thinking of ordering Chinese actually,” her mother said predictably. “Don’t suppose you wanted to have a family dinner tonight, just you and me.” It was considered a successful family dinner if two out of the three members of their household ate in the same room for more than five minutes without fighting. It had been months, this time, since that last happened.
“No,” Tanya said, quite sure. “Thanks. I’m heading out.” It was late, like after eleven. But Tanya knew her mother wouldn’t complain. Tanya didn’t have a curfew. To be honest, Tanya wasn’t even sure they cared the nights she never came back.
“You don’t even want to finish your show?” her mother asked, not relinquishing Tanya’s sandwich. On the TV the reporter was just coming back from a commercial break.
“Back in Oakville tonight for some somber news, five year old Stephanie Blalock pictured here was reported missing last seen near Kerr Street and Lakeshore.” Her picture was of a small cute little thing dressed up in a puffy winter jacket and a big hat so she looked like a stuffed teddy bear. Pictures of other children joined her on the screen. “She’s now the fifth child reported missing around that area in so many months.”
“Depressing,” Tanya’s mother said as the reporter continued on discussing a statement for calm released by the police chief. “How can you even watch that disturbing stuff.”
Tanya got up and folded her arms. “That’s real life, mom. It’s important! This shit is happening to real people, not made up characters on HBO. That girl could be dead somewhere.”
“Probably dead somewhere,” her mother interrupted.
“Do you not care at all?” Tanya asked with disbelief.
“What does it help?” Tanya’s mother said, sitting down and changing the channel. “Why think about all the horrible things happening to all the little girls in the world. Knowing now what you know, what exactly changes? Are you going to go out and find that little girl?”
“Maybe,” Tanya said, storming into the hallway and grabbing her jacket. “Watch me.” What would be the point of telling her mother about her time travelling father? Perhaps they deserved each other. Besides, she had a better way to spend her night than looking after her prescription drug abusing parent. Like spying on the cutest Asian bad ass of all time.
“Shawna!” Her mother called after her, using her birth name. “Wait!”
“Don’t call me that.” The door shut before Tanya could hear her mother’s reply.
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The distance between the buildings was vast, but that didn’t mean Rachel Lin Smith was going to slow down. Bunny hopping over an outdoor air conditioner, she used her momentum to propel herself forward and, with all her vampire strength, she leapt off the edge.
Across the alley parking lot she soared. Oakville wasn’t like Toronto. The buildings weren’t nearly as close together, but Rachel landed on the other side no problem and rolled to absorb the impact in her arm, shoulder, and knee pads. She’d been running a lot lately, and practicing parkour. At risk of sounding too much like The Flash on the CW, she had been getting faster. She wasn’t sure if working out her vampire muscles had any effect on their efficiency or if she was perhaps just getting more and more comfortable with her abilities, but she could feel herself getting stronger.
She had to be strong. Eckhart Ghens was almost more than she could handle, and she wanted to be ready for the next time something happened. She might not be able to rely on luck next time someone challenged her. She had the potential to be the most dangerous person in North America, she could feel the power bubbling beneath her skin. Rolling over a skylight, she stopped at a brick chimney and began punching it. The bricks broke and shattered under her fists, leaving two massive fist sized holes in the chimney when she was done.
Maybe she should have been holding herself back a bit, but with the padded gloves her fists didn’t even hurt. Ian had been worried about her going out at night. He’d seen her practice, and how hard she was pushing herself, quickly insisting she wear his rollerblade pads over her black hoodie. He’d been keeping the pads pristine in his closet, and she didn’t think it was to maintain their resell value.
“Never been worn,” he had told her before the holidays, and she was inclined to believe him. Ian didn’t even like to run when he could help it, Rachel couldn’t imagine him on rollerblades. More than likely he’d received them for his birthday from a far more active member of his family.
As her thoughts settled on Ian, her mind darkened. She set off into a run again, with each step of her running shoes crunching on the cold gravel. They’d had a fight just hours ago; it was her frustration that fueled her now. Not necessarily frustration at Ian, but more at the world.
“You’re running out of blood bags,” Ian had told her earlier that night, holding up the remains of her supply in one hand. They had been special ordering the blood from butcher houses, but those special orders cost money and since her place of work burnt down she hadn’t had any kind of regular income.
It’s not like she had been blamed for what happened. Her boss had made it quite clear that she was more than welcome back, and was allowed to take as long as she needed to get over her trauma. The reality was that she couldn’t bear to be trapped there any longer. She wanted to be running across rooftops, and keeping an eye on her city. Well suburb. She had so much power to make a difference, and the world was so much more dangerous than she had thought when she was younger.
She jumped from the roof of a second story low-rise apartment onto the second story of a five story car park. She bounced on her feet upon landing, rolling over a barrier and running up a moving car as it turned the corner of the parking garage. Hopping off the back of the car, she ignored the yells of the driver and ran up the ramp to the next floor. Leaping up to grab a hanging light from the ceiling, she began doing chin ups.
Maybe all of this was a waste of her time. Maybe the chaos that erupted in her life last year was an isolated event, and things were meant to get back to normal. Sure enough these patrols were never close to as effective in real life as they always seemed for Buffy or Batman. Maybe it was the location. After all, nothing ever happened in Oakville, it was the sleepiest suburb in Canada.
All Rachel knew for sure was that she couldn’t spend another eight hours behind that counter. It felt like such a waste of time now, and she hated that the world had gotten to the point where young people like her were being forced to work for minimum wage at the worst kinds of jobs. There was a time when North America was full of opportunities for work. Now most people, it seemed, were stuck working menial positions for major corporations. Time also was when employees were treated with respect, and given regular wage increases for loyalty. Now employees were being taken advantage of any way companies could get away with, and Rachel wanted no more part in it.
She still lived with her parents and yet even she could tell that the price of living was continually going up, and the average wage was dropping. What was a person to do? How could someone still live their life as their own when they were stuck devoting so much of their life to being someone else’s puppet? It was a fundamental problem with society that didn’t seem to have a fix. And so Rachel ran, and did chin ups. She ignored the growling in her stomach, punishment for refusing a bag from Ian after his long diatribe making her think she could last till tomorrow. She would make it, of course, but now it wasn’t seeming like it had been such a great idea.
Everyone had to make sacrifices.
A distinctive smell of smoke made her stop what she was doing, and pause the Chvrches album playing in her ears. It wasn’t like she only knew one person who smoked cigarettes, but there was only one smoker she had already caught following her multiple times since the holidays. She dropped from the ceiling, and listened for the familiar beating of Tanya’s heart.
“Shawna?” Rachel didn’t need Tanya to respond. She could follow with her senses the heartbeat all the way around the bend to the other side of the lot where Tanya sat in her new yellow Corvette. Rachel could pick it out without even seeing it by simply the smell of its leather seats. She imagined the car sitting in its spot, and herself standing beside it. She “slipped”, her body moving faster than even she herself could perceive, to place herself leaning casually against Tanya’s car.
“I liked the van,” Rachel commented quietly. Her friend almost dropped her cigarette out the window she was slouching against. Tanya had her dirty blonde hair hastily done up in a messy bun, strands of hair hanging sloppily in all directions and down her face. Rachel couldn’t help but admit she found Tanya attractive in almost an animalistic way. She wanted to pull the student council president from the car, pin her down, and bite into her shoulder through that black leather jacket. Rachel imagined Tanya wouldn’t like that too much, even as the student council president watched her through her side view mirror.
“What is that,” Tanya asked without turning around. “Your super suit?” Rachel’s pads were a long way off from being a superhero costume, missing a mask, cape, or super hero insignia. She was acutely aware of how dorky she looked, especially standing next to the most popular girl in school.
“Ian made it for me,” Rachel said, adjusting a strap on her elbow-pad and stepping into Tanya’s view. “I’ve been wearing it for a few weeks now.”
“I know,” Tanya said. “Not that I’ve been watching you.”
“Yeah you have,” Rachel told her, knowing better.
Tanya touched Rachel’s hand. “You look nice,” she said, saying the last word in such a way that implied she meant more.
“Not as nice as this car,” Rachel tried to change the topic to hide her self-consciousness, “How does it look even more awesome on the inside?” She’d seen Tanya ride to school in it many times, but never bothered to glance at it up close.
“You should feel the seats on your skin,” Tanya said, beaconing for Rachel to join her inside. Rachel slipped around the car, opening the passenger door and sliding into the seat.
She bounced in place, the leather cushions conforming to her body. “You were right,” she said to her friend. “These seats are pretty great.”
“And now it puts you close enough for me to do this,” Tanya said leaning in and kissing Rachel on the cheek. Rachel could feel herself blush, and she fidgeted, her leg brushing against something she reached down for. It was a giant bottle of cheap beer.
“The hell?” Rachel asked, showing the label to Tanya.
Tanya grabbed it, and placed it in the back seat, somewhere within reach. “It’s a forty for later,” she explained sheepishly. “I was thinking of parking somewhere pretty and just drinking till I pass out.”
“Classy,” Rachel muttered, amused.
Tanya finished her smoke and tossed it out the window. “Well I don’t feel too much like being classy tonight anyways,” she said, starting the car. “You want to come with me?”
“Where?” Rachel asked as the car lurched into motion. “I might be too classy.”
“The roof,” Tanya said, backing them out of her spot. Hitting a button on the dashboard, the roof retracted and Tanya sped the car down the parking lot, slowing only just enough to make the turn up the ramp and to the fourth floor.
“How did you afford this beast?” Rachel asked, having no problem keeping herself steady as the car turned another bend. Super balance was another of Rachel’s many vampire abilities.
“My mom tried to make a whole thing when I told my parents about the van,” Tanya said, “but when I took my dad aside and explained there was a vampire on it when I pitched it off into the lake, he told me to pick out whatever new car I wanted as long as I didn’t tell that story to mom.”
“So she’s still in the dark?” Rachel asked. “But your dad knows everything--”
“About you being a vampire?” Tanya interrupted her, with a quick glance away from the road even as she spun her car into a drift with a cheer. She hit her MP3 player and started ‘This is what it feels like’ by Armin van Buuren. “Well I mean he saw you work your stuff. He seemed already familiar with the extraordinary, but neither of us has been very motivated to swap stories. Honestly I think he’s scared and I don’t blame him.”
“Afraid of his own daughter?” Rachel asked. Tanya was just pulling them out of the drift, and her long brown hair flew untamed around her face. Tanya was wearing a grin, the first wide smile she’d seen from the woman in months.
“Scared of what would happen if I get involved anymore in his business,” Tanya suggested instead, making it to the roof, and making a wide lazy turn into a parking spot right by the edge. It was a fair point. Last time they’d had a real father-daughter conversation he’d tried to leave her for good through time itself, and she’d almost killed him for it.
“Oh look,” Tanya said without enthusiasm as she peered out. “Kerr street.” It was, admittedly, one of the poorer zones of Oakville which was why Rachel thought she’d have better luck finding some kind of trouble there. “We were probably better off without the view.” The streets were narrow and uneven, and some of the stores were abandoned. The apartment buildings around were all low income, and looked the part.
Rachel watched her friend pull the keys from the ignition, and reach for the bottle behind her seat. “You know I can’t drink,” she told Tanya with a slight smirk.
“Well,” Tanya said, taking a deep swig, “I guess you’ll just have to watch me get drunk.” She put the bottle to her lips and went bottom up, chugging away at the brew.
“This is going to be a much better use of my time than training,” Rachel muttered sarcastically, though deep down there was no better way she could imagine spending her night. She looked across the street and through a window at a woman watching a Disney movie with her kids. It looked like Untangled.
Looking back at Tanya, Rachel frowned. “Oh, you’re still at it?” Tanya was done almost half the bottle and still going. “Are you even breathing? How are you doing that?” Still she drank and drank and drank.
“Okay I’ll wait.”
Finally Tanya removed the bottle from her lips, with only a bit left sloshing around at the bottom and most of that seemed to be foam. “I could help you train,” Tanya suggested, reaching out and touching Rachel’s hand again. “You could fight me.”
Rachel tried to hold back a laugh but she failed. She could imagine Tanya punching her to no effect, and the vampire easily pouncing on top of the student council president to tear away and drink from her throat. Rachel tried to repeat “Fight you?” but couldn’t get the words out through her giggles. It seemed she didn’t have to.
“Well I was hoping you would hold back,” Tanya admitted with obvious disappointment. “I figured you could teach me something. How to hold my own like you did against Eckhart.”
So that was what this was about. “It was all luck that I beat him,” Rachel told her. “I almost didn’t.”
Tanya leaned over in her seat, her dark lipstick accentuating her cute mouth. “It wasn’t luck I saw when you were holding your own against him. He was swinging to kill and you held him off for longer than anyone else I know could have. Just show me some of that Jackie Chan and maybe I’ll stop following you.”
Tanya paused to consider for a second. “No promises, of course.”
“You do realize I never really trained with anyone, right?” Rachel asked. “It would be like the blind leading the blinder.” It didn’t matter anyway. Tanya didn’t have a sword like Eckhart did, and Rachel’s was destroyed in the fight.
Tanya’s hand, looking like it was about to grope Rachel’s leg, instead hit a button on the dashboard opening the trunk of the car. “I’m not all that blind,” Tanya told Rachel with a hint of insulted pride.
She raised the volume on some techno music, and opened her car door to step around the back and grab something from the trunk. Rachel got out and joined her, to find her pulling out two long red metal rods. They were maybe a little longer than a meter stick. Tanya threw one at Rachel, and swung the other in her hands, to take a ready position behind her back.
“I got these off some old mops the cleaning lady left in our garage,” Tanya told Rachel.
Rachel screwed up her face. “You have a cleaning lady?” she asked her friend. The metal bar felt good in her hand, and she spun it in front of her, letting it slide out of her grip and around the back of her hand to catch it again. She did that faster and faster, before swinging it behind her back and matching Tanya’s posture.
Tanya shrugged, breaking her stance absentmindedly to say, “She’s really more of a maid.” Tanya realized she was opening herself up to attack, and quickly readied her weapon. “And a nanny at one point.” Rachel wasn’t sure but she thought she saw Tanya blush.
The music filled the air around them. This time it was a woman (from the band Corona) singing through her auto tune about the “Rhythm of the Night”. They both stared each other down for a moment before Tanya again broke the silence. “So how are you going to attack first?” she asked Rachel.
“I usually try to gauge my enemy before attacking,” Rachel admitted to Tanya. “Judge their strength on defense before going on the offense.”
“Well if we both do that now,” Tanya said to Rachel, “Then this stalemate is gonna go on for a bit.”
“Damn,” the teenage vampire said, thinking of a sarcastic joke. “They didn’t cover stalemates in my dream training manual.” She swung into action, with that said, and started off with an easy swing from above. Tanya tried to block the attack with her stick held high, her fists close together.
“Go-easy-on-me!” Tanya said quick and loudly, somehow before Rachel’s weapon struck hers. Tanya’s makeshift staff gave way easily, and Rachel struck heavily against her wrist.
“Ah!” Tanya said, backing away and shaking her hand.
“I tried,” Rachel insisted, horrified.
“I’m fine,” Tanya said, not seeming so completely. “Just thought I’d go more than one swing.”
Rachel raised her weapon like Tanya had before. “You need to widen your grip,” Rachel explained, widening the distance between her fists. “They’ll be getting a little more strength or momentum from out here,” Rachel showed her, “which you can easily repel if you meet it right in the center here, from the core of your body and a place of strength.” She went back to the stance she’d just introduced Tanya to.
Tanya tested Rachel’s grip, stepping in and swinging down with her rod. Rachel raised the right of her weapon to block Tanya’s light attack, deflecting Tanya’s attack and then raising the left of her stick to make an attack of her own. Her blow came slowly from the side, Rachel trying to give Tanya time to react. Tanya blocked the attack heavily between her grip, and Rachel chortled with pride.
“That’s it,” she said.
“I feel like I’m in the kindergarten of weapons training,” Tanya muttered, not seeming nearly as impressed.  She knocked Rachel’s stick away, and swung quickly for Rachel’s head. Rachel swung her rod to lock it with Tanya’s just in time.
“So close,” Tanya said, and Rachel could tell the student president was pushing with all her might. Rachel was holding back, but still impressed how much she had to give to keep Tanya in place. For the most popular girl in school, she was no pushover.
Tanya leaned in and kissed Rachel on the lips, flicking Rachel’s upper lip with her tongue as she pulled away.
Rachel jumped back, putting a hand on her mouth. “Would you stop it?” she asked, embarrassed at how much she’d liked the kiss. “Can we not focus here? You said you wanted to train.”
“Jeez you’re dedicated tonight,” Tanya said to Rachel with a frown. “Can’t two friends share a kiss in the heat of battle?” It was obvious Tanya was trying to tease Rachel, but Rachel still felt wrong. And yet she wanted it, more now than anything. Was it her hunger for Tanya? Or her hunger for blood? The only thing holding her back was her guilt.
“What about Ian?” Rachel asked.
Tanya looked nonplussed, tilting her head and opening her mouth to respond, only to stop and try again two or three times. Finally she got out what she was meaning to say.
What about Ian?”
*     *     *
“Rachel and I got in a fight,” Ian told Andrew, though Andrew only barely heard him over the customer’s order coming through his headset.
“That was two big macs, a large fry, and large Fruitopia?” Andrew asked the customer, repeating the order he saw on the screen.
“Yes,” the customer said with a dull tone that told Andrew she hadn’t really paid attention. Aw well, if the order was wrong it was her fault now.
“Your total is fourteen twelve. Please drive up and May the Force be With You.” Andrew released the button on his mic, and repeated Ian’s last words in his head to remind him what they were just talking about.
He frowned as he remembered. “What’s new?” he asked Ian rhetorically, as the both slightly taller and far chubbier geek stood leaning against the door of Andrew’s little drive-thru closet, “You two argue like you’re dating.”
“Trust me. We’re not,” Ian said in such a way it seemed like he wished they were.
Andrew opened the window, shivering at the chill wafting in. He took the woman’s money and tried to close the window fast he could before his fingers froze off. Looking back to Ian he asked, “Doesn’t have anything to do with the most popular girl in school being a muff muncher and taking an almost singular interest in your favourite sexy Asian vampire, does it?”
Grabbing eighty-eight cents he opened the window again quickly and handed the customer his change. “May the force be with you,” Andrew said to the woman again, raising his hands to make a Vulcan V with his fingers.
“Um that’s wrong,” the woman said with a frown. She was about to continue but Andrew interrupted her.
“Good story,” Andrew said with irritation, shutting the window on the woman.
“Do you really think Tanya is a threat to me?” Ian asked Andrew with concern, his mind seeming to churn behind his eyes.
Andrew replied quickly. “No,” he lied, and thought he was pretty convincing. Still Ian reached into a pocket of his tan cargo pants and pulled out his phone likely to check for messages.
“Hey,” the voice of Andrew’s boss rang out from behind the front counter, “No talking to your friends while on the headset!”
Andrew peered out from his closet, at the sterile almost hospital-like lobby of his store. Most McDonalds in the area had gone through major renovations to make their lobbies more warm and welcoming. Andrew had been told repeatedly for months that theirs was coming. The boss, a fiery middle aged Latina, was behind the counter and she looked mad. Nothing new there.
“He was asking me where to find the ketchup,” Andrew yelled to his boss, putting his lying skills to the test again.
His boss pointed to the condiments section beside the counter. “It’s right there.”
“I’ll let him know,” Andrew said, stepping around Ian and back into his booth. He appreciated that Ian had come by to keep him company as he worked the late shift.
“Do you wanna know what we argued about?” Ian asked, looking up from his phone. Andrew didn’t appreciate Ian THAT much.
“Not really,” Andrew said, deciding to try honesty for a change. His headset chimed. “Welcome to Mcdonalds, how can I help you?”
“Right,” Ian said, putting his phone away. “Well I’m thinking of getting Rachel a Christmas present.”
Andrew told the customer to wait a moment and gave Ian a dirty look. “You know it’s middle of February, right?”
“I had a present for her,” Ian said, pulling out a small box from his pocket and opening it to show Andrew the contents.
“Is that a wedding ring?” Andrew asked him, almost blinded by the gleam off the diamond.
Ian frowned. “It was supposed to be a friendship ring,” he admitted.
Andrew quickly pointed out, “Friendship rings don’t usually have diamonds,” and reached out to close the box in Ian’s hands, almost as if someone could jump out at any moment and snatch it from them.
“I know that now,” Ian said, slipping the box back in his pocket. “A sad realization on Christmas Eve.”
There was a knock on the window of the drive-thru closet, and Andrew opened it to a man in a suit, driving an expensive looking car. “Did you get my Quarter Pounder?” the man asked.
“No,” Andrew said, “I told you to wait a second.” He typed in the man’s order. “Seven twenty five.”
The man paid him and added quickly, “That was without pickles, right?”
Andrew wasn’t sure how the customer expected him to know that without previously mentioning it but he smiled. “Of course.”
Closing the window he left the closet and closed the door behind him.
“I didn’t realize they let you out,” Ian said, following Andrew through the lobby.
“Only for good reason,” Andrew promised him. He then thought he’d try changing the topic away from Rachel. “So I’ve been thinking a lot lately about Harry Potter.”
“Because of Fantastic Beasts and Where to find them?” Ian suggested.
“No,” Andrew said, ignoring a homeless woman sleeping on a table, her garbage bags jutting into his way. “I mean, a little I guess. But no. I’m talking about Hogwarts.” He was careful to step around the lady.
“What’s that?” Ian asked, giving the lady a weird look. It was a similar look that Andrew gave Ian. “Okay yes. Your dumb wizard stuff. Go on?” Ian was a nerd like him, but he thought Harry Potter was just child stuff. All while being a Nintendo fanatic.
“Well, I mean. It’s all real, right?” Andrew pointed out as he finally got to the counter.
“No,” Ian said as Andrew went behind the counter. “Harry Potter didn’t happen. It’s fiction. Is this another one of your psychotic breaks?” He crossed his arms. “I keep telling my mom a sixteen year old has no place working a job on top of school. It’s traumatizing.”
Andrew reached into the kitchen and pointed to the screen. “That’s no pickles,” he told the greasy cook. What he got in return was close enough of a thumbs up for him to return to Ian.
“I know Hogwarts isn’t real,” he told Ian unamused. “But magic is real. I think maybe instead of all of us waiting for our owls to arrive with our invitations to Hogwarts…”
“No one does that.”
“…We should actively seek out some magic. The Sunfire gang has that book. I could go back there. Or Michael’s wizard friend in Mississauga might be willing to teach me something.” Andrew’s head was suddenly running ragged with imaginary scenarios that all ended with him slinging spells around like an androgynous teen in a Final Fantasy game.
“Fill these,” Maria, Andrew’s boss, told him while shoving fry cartons in his hands.
Andrew’s imagination immediately gave way to reality again, and reluctantly he stepped up close to the searing greasy heat of the fry machine. He could hear Ian call out to him even as he started scooping.
“You would really go back to that Toronto gang?” Ian asked with disbelief and rightfully so. Not for a thousand bucks would he step back there. “And don’t you think Michael’s mayor friend is a little above you. What makes you think she’d so much as give you the time of day?”
“Fine,” Andrew yelled back at Ian over the beep of the fryer, “those ideas weren’t strong. I’m simply brainstorming here. There’s a whole world of magic out there to figure out. It’s time I stopped playing Skyrim imagining what it would feel like to hold a spell in each hand, when I can just go do it in real life. I feel like there’s so much more I could be doing with my life than asking people if they want fries with that.”
“So now you’re not just throwing yourself into dangerous situations,” Ian said darkly, “But you’re quitting your job and video games too? I feel like I just had this same argument with Rachel. What are you going to do when you keep poking the bear and it wakes up? Hide behind my best friend?”
“It’s nice to have a vampire on speed dial,” Andrew admitted while handing the fries to a pale teen goth girl in a similar uniform. She gave him what seemed like the closest thing to a smile she was capable of, and returned to the counter.
“Who was that?” Andrew whispered to himself. What was he talking about? Oh right, he turned back to Ian. “It would be worth it, right? To have something more than a normal life.”
“And you get to decide now,” Ian asked loudly, “what’s worth risking our lives for? Who made you team leader?”
“Well who else would it be,” Andrew said, stepping closer to Ian. “You don’t think it would be you.”
Ian looked taken aback. “I brought the vampire,” he postured.
“And Rachel has more claim to be team leader than you do,” Andrew made it clear to his friend. “Here’s how it works. I bring you to the table, and you bring the vampire. Then I also bring Bilal to the table and he brings Jason and Mike. It’s a pyramid and I’m at the top.”
Ian didn’t seem convinced. “Is that supposed to be math?”
“It’s social geometry,” Andrew joked. He remembered something else Ian had said. “And I have no intention of quitting video games or this job,” he told his friend. “I happen to like having money I can spend on whatever I want. It's funny to me, though, that you were talking about work in high school being traumatic, but then argued with me and apparently Rachel to keep our jobs.”
“Better you both be traumatized than dead,” Ian reasoned with Andrew.
“I know you were raised Catholic to ignore and hide from things you don’t understand,” Andrew said, knowing full well he was going too far. Ian wasn’t even a practicing Catholic in any serious sense of the word. “But I’m not wired that way. If magic is out there, I have to find it. I can’t just put my head in the sand and whistle the Game of Thrones theme. I mean I could…”
They had both been talking loudly the whole time, but their conversation had been so outrageous Andrew hadn’t expected anyone to follow along. It surprised them both, then, when the goth girl from earlier interrupted them.
“Were you guy’s talking about magic?” she asked, her hair dangling as she tilted her head to the side. She had her hair up, through, and around her visor in pseudo dreadlock strands that were also beaded in places and braided in others. It was a complicated structure that seemed almost like a work of art. “I’m a practicing wicca, you know.” She had a dead-pan voice that betrayed little emotion except perhaps boredom.
“Well of course you are,” Ian told her flatly. Andrew knew Ian would instantly disapprove of the young woman’s thick black and white make-up. And her two face piercings. “We were actually having a very private conversation.”
“Maybe don’t yell your very private conversation across a packed restaurant,” the goth teen suggested with a frown.
Andrew quickly opened his mouth to talk before Ian could get a chance. “Ignore my friend,” he told her with a wave of his hand. Looking down at her nametag, Andrew couldn’t help but notice how her body seemed to curve in all the right places. “Michelle,” he said her name, “What do you know about magic?”
“I know it’s not wands and Hogwarts,” she said, giving Andrew a dirty look he felt was a little unjustified. “The magic I practice involves the channeling of primal and sexual energies, and holy possession by the old goddesses.” Andrew felt something grow in him, but while he kept what he thought was a mature silence, Ian let the cat out of the bag instantly.
“Sexual?” he asked with disbelief and a little curiosity. Even the puritan geek child had urges, Andrew supposed.
“Keep it in your pants,” Andrew told him, hoping Michelle wouldn’t judge him too harshly for the company he kept. He found her beyond pretty, but he always had an eye for the unconventional. And the out-of-his-league. “What goddesses do you channel?” he asked trying to keep the conversation flowing.
“It depends on where in the sky the moon is,” Michelle explained, seemingly happy to have found people willing to listen. “Sometimes I channel Venus, Isis, Aphrodite, Eos, or even Aradia the wiccan Goddess.”
“Does it ever work?” Ian asked.
A customer butted between them. “Excuse me,” the man said, belly protruding out so far he pushed Ian against the wall. “Can one of you three help me, there’s a line up forming behind me.”
“Do I look like I work here?” Ian asked, getting in the man’s face. “Can you wait your turn while I order, or are you some kind of damaged?”
“See,” Andrew said to Michelle. “Sometimes it pays to have a friend like him.”
Michelle seemed to eye them both for the first time and Andrew noticed her one eyebrow subtly rise. ”What about this,” she told them, almost licking her lips. “Why don’t you guys come back with me to my place after my shift, and I’ll show you some real magic.”
“Yeah,” Ian said with a shake of his head, “that’s not going to mmmmm--.”
Andrew slapped his hand on Ian’s mouth and quickly spoke for his friend. “He means ‘Yes. We’d love to.’”
Andrew’s boss, Maria, interrupted the group before Ian could complain. “What is this, Woodstock? Get the hell back to your work stations.” She cut into the group and gave Andrew a glare as if she blamed only him.
“Sorry ma’am,” Michelle said, getting back to her cash register. Calling to Andrew as he headed for his drive-thru closet she added, “See you two tonight.”
“We’ll be there!” Andrew said to her, quickly remembering they were walking with her and not meeting at her house. “I mean, here. With you. Wherever you are -- is where we’ll be.”
“Too creepy,” Ian coached him in a whisper. “Pull up.”
“Or whatever,” Andrew added quickly, happy he at least nailed the dismount.
Ian checked his phone again. “She drew me a picture of the two of us together for Christmas,” he told Andrew, clearly thinking about Rachel again. “What can I possibly give her that can compare to the cool of this?” He showed Andrew a photo of the picture on his phone. It was a photo realistic portrait of the two of them playing a video game together.
“I dunno man,” Andrew told Ian, opening the door to his drive-thru closet.
“What do you think she’s doing right now? Ian asked, his face softening.
Andrew patted his friend on the back. “I’m sure wherever she is,” he assured Ian, “she’s thinking about you.”
*     *     *
“He’s nice enough I guess,” Tanya said, blocking an attack. “I mean, for a nerd.”
Rachel’s attacks were coming in faster, and Tanya could feel herself getting better at predicting where she’d need to be next and pushing her weapon’s momentum to help her instead of hold her back. “Me though,” she said, waiting to continue until the song blaring from her car caught up to the right spot before singing, “I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooong jacket.”
Tanya deflected a flurry of attacks and swung with one of her own. Rachel blocked it easily but with Tanya’s last note she kicked the vampire flat in the stomach barreling her over.
“Yay!” Tanya said with a whistle of victory, pumping her arms in the air. She spun for the whole crowd to see. “I knocked you over, I drink!” She opened the back of her car and pulled out another large bottle of beer. Ye Olde 40 was the worst of all beers, but it made up for a lack of quality in its abundance of quantity.
“You came with more?” Rachel asked in surprise, already rolled back to her feet.
“My dear,” Tanya warned her sexy vampire friend, “I always come with more.” She opened her second beer and took a deep swig. Rachel was watching her disapprovingly, arms crossed so that her elbow pads jutted out. She was so pale, looked almost cold and trembling. Only she wasn’t trembling. There was nothing vulnerable about her. She was a warrior princess. As a kid Tanya used to watch Xena Warrior Princess and dream that she could be Lucy Lawless. Now that she was older, she wanted nothing more, it seemed, than to be Gabrielle.
“You wanna get out of here?” Tanya asked, dropping her stick back into her trunk.
Rachel smiled and even laughed quietly. “I thought we were fighting,” she said, not ready to give up her weapon.
“I thought I won,” Tanya said, and to prove her declaration she took another swig from her bottle. “I also think, as the victor, I should get to choose our next destination. And I choose the beach.” She had to suppress a shudder as the beer’s marked after taste hit her. Only thing to make it go away was to drink more.
“And you’re gonna drive us to the beach?” Rachel asked. “Right after you finish your second beer?”
It took a moment for Tanya to realize Rachel was being sarcastic. In her defence, she was already starting to feel just a little tipsy. “Of course not,” Tanya assured her, thinking for a moment. “Can you drive?”
“No,” Rachel said, her black lipstick curving into a smile. “Sorry.”
“It’s okay,” Tanya promised, definitely having a thought now. “I can teach you.” Rachel looked like she was gonna complain. “No seriously. You’re training me to fight. Why can’t I train you to drive?”
She dangled the keys from her finger. “What do you say? It’s not like you’ve actually stopped a single serious crime this whole winter you’ve been patrolling.
“Nothing ever happens in Oakville.”
*     *     *
Erika needed two thousand dollars. Sure, Melanie had given them a bit of cash before telling her to go north, and sure the safe house was paid off for years, but the four hundred dollars left was woefully short for the fake ID’s she needed.
It wasn’t Melanie’s fault. After all, her movement had been poorly funded as it was. Erika knew her mother’s friend had done the best she could, especially after her mother had traded her life for the woman many years ago. Erika hadn’t thought about her mother in a long time, and wasn’t about to start now.
She needed one thousand six hundred dollars more, and she had no one to rely on but herself. Getting a job was out of the question. She’d never get hired at a place without the proper documents, and even if she found a place willing, she still wouldn’t be paid quick enough to suit her needs. President Daggers wanted her, and more than that he wanted Jon. Now that he had the resources of the entire US government at his disposal Erika couldn’t take any chances. She needed the money tonight. The sooner they were integrated into the community, and living their new made up lives, the safer they were going to be.
Erika had to imagine that it was situations like these that led innocent girls her age to become strippers, or worse walk the street. But Erika had no intention of degrading herself like that. The crime she had in mind was a victimless one. After all, any respectful business, such as this Mac’s corner store just off Kerr street, would be properly insured. And being as it was across town from their safe house, there was no way Erika would be implicated.
She’d keep her hood up, and her scarf wrapped twice around her mouth. It was cold after all. Once inside, she’d wait till the coast was clear, then put her hand in her pocket and pretend she had a gun. She didn’t actually have a gun, obviously. She had to stash those before crossing the border, since Canadian’s didn’t quite agree with the whole mentality that the only thing that can stop a bad person with a gun is a good person with a gun.
It was a bullshit conservative argument, fighting for the open carry law to extend nation wide. The second amendment was created to protect the people from the government. Of course if you were really going toe to toe with the government, there was nothing your little pea shooter had any hope of doing against their trained military, and advanced equipment. Oh and tanks. Poland tried that in World War 2, charging German tanks with men on horseback. Erika had never paid much attention to history class, but she seemed to remember that Poland lost that battle.
But people were still afraid of guns. Even little pea shooters. Even the idea of a gun. If she could wield just the idea of a gun, and leverage fear itself, she might be able to get what she wanted without anyone getting hurt. Not her, and not anyone innocent. If there was anyone left innocent. The things that had been done to her, the time she spent in seclusion as a possession by another, left her caring less and less about the innocence of others. Their innocence had gone alongside her own.
She knew she had to be careful. She knew she could slip and become the cliché of a girl broken by cruelty. She wasn’t going to be that girl, broken by anything. Not ever. Not even because of money problems.
She opened the door of the Mac’s, ducking her head away from the bright lights. There were cameras above her. One was all the way at the back of the store to her right pointed towards the door, and the other watched the counter, pointed away from the door. Her best hope was to look straight ahead, and head for the milk. She had to get a sense of the environment before trying anything. And make sure there was no one else around. The store sure seemed pretty empty.
The clerk behind the counter looked Middle-Eastern, or European, maybe African, Erika didn’t actually have a clue. He was in his thirties, bald, and probably had a kid. He seemed nice, and Erika hoped he didn’t lose his job because of her. Because of what she was about to do.
Her hand went in her pocket.
The door opened.
Now wasn’t the time.
Three kids stepped inside, the last one closing the door behind him. Maybe it was just two kids, the last one seemed older. They were laughing about something stupid. A prank or something.
“I think we have enough,” one of the young ones said, looking into his felt knapsack with a strange expression on his face.
His young friend slapped him on his back, still laughing from the last thing they’d been discussing. “Stop worrying about it Sam,” he said, almost with a hint of warning in his voice. “My brother won’t take you with us if you keep complaining.”
The older of the three looked in the sack. “You’re right,” he told Sam. Sam seemed to breathe a deep sigh of relief. “It’s enough. It’s just still not worth it yet. All this trouble we went through we gotta make it worth it.”
“They’re two for one,” the clerk said, and it took a second for Erika to realize he was talking to her. “I know the best before dates aren’t great. I’ll give you a good deal.”
Shit, she’d been standing in one place too long. What had she been looking at? The milk, right. “I just couldn’t decide,” she tried to make an excuse quickly, “between two percent or skimmed.”
“It’s two for one,” the clerk said. “Why not get both. If you want one percent you can just mix them.”
What would she even do with two massive jugs of milk a week from expiring?
“Hey!” the oldest of the kids said, grabbing a sack of chocolate loonies off the counter. “I love these. Chocolate money. It’s ingenious really. Everyone likes money, why not money you can eat.”
He pulled out a knife, cutting a hole in the sack and grabbing a chocolate for himself.
“You’ll have to pay for that,” the store clerk said, looking a little concerned at the young punks now treating his store like their property.
The oldest kid peeled back the tinfoil from the first coin, and bit into it. He closed his eyes, savouring the taste. “Mmm, so good. How much are these?” he asked the clerk, approaching the counter.
“Two fifty for the sack,” the clerk said.
The younger kid who wasn’t Sam laughed and said to his brother, “You hear that, Dicky. Two and fifty for his ball sack.”
Dicky smiled. “That’s a bargain.” He smiled wide enough to show teeth, reaching into his jacket and fidgeting around before pulling out a handgun and pointing it at the clerk. “How much I gotta give you for what’s in the till?”
As soon as the gun was in view, Erika knew what it was, a CM9 and it regularly had six shots, plus one in the barrel. This gun was already fired twice, the information written in the very air beside the gun, looking as real to Erika as the gun itself. It was her sixth sense, and it also immediately fixated on Dicky’s brother who was concealing a gun of his own. Another six shooter, this time a Ruger LCP. She couldn’t even see a hint of it, but still she knew it was there. She knew. These kids had been up to no good.
“Are you asking dollar value?” the clerk asked, trying to keep his cool. His hands started to rise in the air.
“I was thinking more paying you in lead.” Dicky waved the gun. “Start piling up the money, my brother’s friend here will put it in his bag. Right Sam?”
Sam stumbled forward. “Right,” he said placing his knapsack on the counter.
The younger brother had noticed Erika, and was in fact staring at her. “Hey,” he called to Dicky. “Hey bro, look at this.”
“What?” Dicky asked, looking to his younger brother.
The young brother gestured to Erika. “What about her?”
Dicky looked at her and then back to his brother, ignoring the clerk behind him piling money on the counter. “Why ain’t your gun out, Danny boy?” he said to his brother at last.
“Right,” Danny said as he began fishing for his gun, apparently forgetting that it was in his belt line. Erika could see it through his shirt almost as if she had x-ray vision. She didn’t of course, but since the government had done those experiments on her there were a lot of things she was suddenly finding she could do.
“I wouldn’t do that if I were you,” Erika said to Danny, their eyes meeting. Danny’s hand came to rest on the hilt of his gun, behind his back. Danny didn’t pull it, seeming a little intimidated by her gaze.
Dicky wasn’t however. “You wanna leave bitch?” he asked, and Danny seemed to gain the confidence to pull his gun.
Danny pressed the nozzle of the gun against Erika’s cheek as she didn’t move. What was she supposed to say?
“D-D-Did you hear my brother?” Danny asked her, getting in her face, far too close for comfort. She could almost make out his brother through his massive ear spacers. The man was eyeing her body.
“Maybe she wants to stay,” Dicky said, licking his lips. “Do guns turn you on girl?”
“Yeah,” Erika said as she reached out and grabbed Danny’s gun, “can I have em?” Danny’s face changed and his gun turned red as his finger squeezed on the trigger. She ducked her head to the side as the bullet fired off, breaking the glass of the fridge behind her in a rain of shards and milk from a four litre jug impaled with the bullet.
Erika twisted Danny’s arm, breaking it with a crack as he held tight to the gun. Danny’s brother, Dicky, turned his gun on her, and as he did she could see a white line extending from his gun showing her his potential trajectory. As the line got to her it turned red.
She grabbed a can of soup from the shelf behind Danny, throwing it at Dicky and knocking the gun to throw his aim off. Danny was screaming and Erika pulled the gun free of his grasp. Triggering the safety and sliding the gun into her belt, she elbowed Dicky’s brother in the face and then left him to close the distance between her and the only remaining armed troublemaker.
His gun was almost on her again, but she slapped it easily aside. She punched the man in the face, but for a skinny loser he took the blow rather well. Instead of trying to shoot her again, he swung the gun into her gut, knocking the breath out of her.
Sam didn’t seem ready to just watch his friends get beat up, even though he hadn’t seemed too enthusiastic on even being there. Grabbing the knapsack off the counter, he swung it at Erika. Erika blocked it with her left arm, but it was heavy and hurt more than she’d expected. Dicky was still the bigger threat, however, and she kept her focus on him. He punched at her and she saw it coming, blocking it with her other arm. She tried to kick him in the shin but he kept his footing.
A flash to the side of her sight was her instincts letting her know Danny wasn’t completely out of the fight yet. As she turned, her synesthetic mind was already suggesting a trajectory she could push him in for greatest effect. He was charging at her, cradling his broken arm. Dicky grabbed her left arm, and the pressure where he squeezed hurt from where Sam had hit her just moments before. She kicked Danny away and he stumbled back onto the milk, slipping and hitting his head on a shelf.
“Danny!” Dicky yelled, and the gun in his hands turned blue to Erika’s eyes. It was a sign, she presumed, that the gun was free for the taking. She grabbed at it, and Dicky was so distracted his grip loosened and it went easily.
She elbowed him to get her arm free, and saw a red flash to her left. Sam was coming in with the knapsack again. A red line made it clear to her it was gonna hit her head dead on, and memory told her it was going to hurt. Instead of blocking it, or worse yet taking it to the face, she dropped below the bag and it swung past her to peg Dicky hard in the face and chest.
She quickly hit the safety on her second new gun, and slid it also safely on the other side of her belt. Coming up again, she could see Sam had relinquished the knapsack, and stepped back in concern for his friend’s older brother. Erika punched Sam in the face and he was done in one. Spinning, she kicked the hurt Dicky as hard as she could and he crashed into a pile of chocolate bars with the knapsack of money held to his chest. He dropped hard and didn’t get up.
“Oh thank you,” the clerk said. He’d lowered his hands during the fight, and was now furiously dialing on his cellphone. “I’m calling the cops, you just hold them there till they come.” That didn’t sound like a particularly good idea. The cops wouldn’t possibly let her keep her new guns.
She grabbed the knapsack that Dicky was clutching tightly. She opened the neck and peered inside, and saw a soup of coins and bills. It was impossible to even guess how much was inside, but it would have to do. Maybe she wouldn’t have to rob a corner store after all. Not directly anyway.
“Are there any clips for these in here?” Erika asked Dicky, who was watching her with contempt. He tried pulling the bag away from her but she placed her combat boot on his chest. Checking the side pockets she didn’t find any clips. Swinging the pack over her shoulder, she next checked Dicky’s black jacket, and pulled four extra clips from his inside pocket.
“What about you?” she asked Danny, who was only now struggling to his senses. “Your brother give you any reloads?”
“He didn’t give me jack shit,” Danny strained to tell her, touching the back of his head and wincing. “I didn’t even know my gun was loaded, I swear.”
“You were handed a gun,” Erika stated to him in disbelief, “and you didn’t bother to check the barrel or the chamber?” That was rule number one, she’d learned that during her time in military school.  “You shouldn’t have a gun if you don’t at least know that.”
She left the convenience store, bag in tow. The store clerk yelled after her but she ignored him, following the sidewalk to the end of the street. It was best she disappeared from there, hopping on a bus that passed, even though she was completely unsure where it was headed. She’d figure out a way home later, she had to get some distance first.
She sat down by a window and watched as the three boys ran from the store, Sam holding up his friend Danny. The clerk was yelling after them, but she knew they too would be long gone before the cops arrived.
*     *     *
“Dammit,” Ian said, checking the time on his phone and putting it away. “It’s almost midnight and there’s school tomorrow,” he grumbled, complaining of the late hour not for the first time. “I can’t believe I was talked into being out this late.”
He was walking a little ahead of Andrew, who was making sure to stay close to Michelle. There was a way to her, that sort of disinterest she had with everything around her. Andrew found it alluring, and wanted more. Even now, she was applying fresh black lipstick with the help of a handheld mirror.
“You know,” Andrew told Michelle, “We could send grumpy pants home and have a quiet night just the two of us.”
Michelle looked over her mirror at Ian and seemed to shrug. Andrew couldn’t tell quite what her motion meant, nor the expression on her face, but that only added to the mysticism that was so turning him on. “Pessimism doesn’t bother me,” she said at last with a flat one-note voice, looking at herself one more time in her mirror before sliding it into her shirt and out of view. “You might even say we’re bedfellows.”
“So,” Ian said, seemingly looking to change the topic. “Have you come across any mystical creatures in your exploration of the witchy arts?”
“You mean like werewolves?” Michelle asked Ian, who nodded a non-verbal reply. Andrew didn't think that had been exactly what he’d had in mind.  “I’ve bumped into a few in my time.”
“Seriously?” Andrew asked as Ian didn’t look like he believed her. “How can you tell?”
“What do they look like?” Ian asked
“Like people,” she said, her pale skin almost glowing in the light of a passing streetlamp. “Hairier. To really tell, you have to be able to perceive them with your third eye.”
Andrew caught Ian’s frown, his friend becoming less and less enamoured with their new found wiccan by the second. “Which eye is that?” Ian asked her.
“The one you see with when you close your eyes,” Michelle explained. “They’re aggressive, and primal,” she then went on discussing werewolves. “They also make excellent partners.”
“In crime?” Ian asked hopefully.
Andrew quickly corrected him, “I don’t think that’s what she meant.”
Andrew didn’t understand, exactly, how Michelle wasn’t cold, but he didn’t want to question it. He had bundled up tight in his winter jacket and toque, but she was wearing what could barely be described as a vest over her work uniform. He could see her breath, and knew she wasn’t a vampire.
He thought he recognized the area she was taking them through. It wasn’t far from his house in a much nicer side of Oakville than he’d expected her to come from. He wasn’t sure why, after knowing her for quite a little amount of time, he had made such a snap judgement as to assume she came from an unfortunate background. He supposed he didn’t know much about what makes a woman like Michelle be the person she was.
“What about vampires?” Ian asked, grabbing Michelle’s arm and turning her so they were eye to eye. He immediately let go of her. “You’re freezing.”
She didn’t move, and it seemed her eyes were going to pierce into Ian’s skull. “You have no conception of how deep the cold goes.”
“Deep,” Andrew repeated, mesmerized almost by proxy. By her attention, though, he might as well have not been there at all.
“As a kiddie pool,” Ian said, having enough of her attention and attempting to dodge past her gaze. Upon failing he added, “I have conception of hypothermia. And pneumonia”
“Those things can’t hurt me,” she said with confidence, passing him to lead them off the sidewalk towards an apartment complex Andrew had passed many times before. “I’m protected by the Goddess’ will.” Andrew made a faux impressed face to Ian behind her back, and his friend did not look back with similar enthusiasm.
Andrew had tried to gain entry to this building before, and was immediately deterred by its advanced complex security systems. He could see, through the door, a beautifully bright lobby with a winding staircase that lead to the second floor. On the second floor were shiny elevator doors, and in the center of the lobby hung a large expensive looking chandelier. Last time he’d been there the security had looked at him from the desk and it had almost seemed like they were laughing. This time, Michelle non-challantly waved what looked the shape of a credit card across a black sensor in the wall and the door noisily unlocked.
“Ms. Tracey,” the guard said to Michelle, nodding to her and them. It was the same guard from before, though he didn’t seem to recognize Andrew at all. Andrew didn’t really expect him to; it had been months.
 “At ease,” Andrew said to the guard as he passed, and he could feel the man’s glare on his back while they got into the elevator. As soon as the doors closed, Michelle turned to face them and Andrew’s heart skipped a beat upon her blue eyes hitting a certain light. She had strikingly attractive features.
“You have nice blue eyes,” he told her genuinely, almost getting lost in them.
Michelle was about to say something assuredly pleasant, but Ian interrupted her with a snort. “Big deal,” he said unimpressed, “I have nice blue eyes too.”
Andrew couldn’t help but look, and sure enough his eyes were as blue as anyone from the Lord of the Rings movies. “Huh,” he said surprised. “I’d never noticed before.”
“You didn’t know the eye colour of your best friend?” Michelle asked in a flat voice.
“I think I liked it better that way,” Ian said, looking self-conscious of Andrew’s gaze.
“We’re men,” Andrew explained to Michelle as they got off the elevator. “We just don’t connect in that way.”
“Men,” Michelle repeated, looking at each of them in turn. “So what do men connect with?”
“Video games,” Andrew said without a pause.
“Movies,” Ian added.
“Game of Thrones,” Andrew continued as their elevator reached the top floor surprisingly fast and the doors opened.
Ian agreed. “Definitely Game of thrones.” They followed Michelle to her door, and she slid in her key. The door number read 1204.
“So what about you?” Andrew asked as she opened the door and let them in. “Let me guess. Do you watch reruns of Charmed? Sabrina the Teenage Witch?” His voice trailed off as he took in her apartment. It was two floors, the door opening into a large living room and kitchen. There were stairs leading up to the second floor that overlooked the living room with a glass railing. There were doors to rooms on that floor, more than one. “The one season of The Secret Circle on CW, just like over and over again.”
“Actually I mostly just watch Criminal Minds,” Michelle said as she joined them inside. It was toasty warm in there, a sharp contrast to the cold outside. The apartment was decorated peculiarly, with swords and shields and other strange medieval weaponry adorning the walls. There was also a fish tank under the second floor railing, but as much as Andrew searched it with his gaze he couldn’t spot a single fish.
“Mom?” Michelle called out loudly, satisfied with the quiet that followed. “She’s probably in her hobby room.”
Ian was examining an ornate dagger on a pedestal, and looked up when Michelle spoke. “This isn’t her hobby room?” There were a set of flails behind him against a shield crest, hanging off the wall near a chainmail suit of armour.
Andrew found their TV, and sat on the long L shaped couch. It was soft leather, black as the granite kitchen countertops nearby. The living room and kitchen were separated by an island with the same black granite, and even there, in the center, was displayed a beautiful scimitar. “I’m surprised this sofa isn’t made of swords,” Andrew said, really sinking into the cushions.
“Like Game of Thrones,” Ian said, and Andrew was quick to agree.
“That’s what I was thinking.”
Michelle crossed her arms, looking almost bored. “God you guys are dorks,” she said, and Andrew wondered if she was starting to regret inviting them over. “You guys wanna see my room?” she asked them, “Or would you rather watch Game of Thrones?” she nodded to the TV.
Andrew got to his feet faster than he thought he was capable, and followed her up the stairs. “You’ve got some real swelter in this place,” Andrew commented, taking off his coat to leave at the bottom of the stairs. “What’s the thermostat set to? Thirty degrees?”
“We don’t have a thermostat but you can take off your shirts if you like,” Michelle admitted, taking them past one door to her bedroom. Andrew saw that Ian looked as uncomfortable about taking off his shirt as Andrew was. Michelle didn’t want to see their white pale bodies. “My mom believes in,” Michelle said, pausing a moment before continuing, “alternative heating.”
“You rub a lot of sticks together or something?” Andrew asked, taking in the room. The walls were painted black, with glowing light panels providing the only illumination. She had what looked like a dreamcatcher hanging over her bed, and multiple potted plants on her bedside tables. She had crystals hanging from the ceiling, and animal horns plaqued to the wall.
“What,” Ian said as he took in the room. “No medieval artifacts?”
“That’s my mother’s thing. Not mine,” Michelle said, setting her bag down on the bed. “Is that good or bad?”
“I haven’t decided yet,” Andrew said honestly, surprised at the softness of a rabbit furred rug that he’d just stepped on. He was curious of the books on her shelf. Her bedroom had many such bookcases, some filled with books, or ingredients of different sorts.
Ian pulled out a jar of mushrooms and seemed to consider it with disgust. “At least your stuff couldn’t be used to kill me,” he said to Michelle. Andrew supposed that was the closest Ian ever came to a compliment, but she immediately shut him down.
“Actually those mushrooms are poisonous,” Michelle said from her bed, where she had begun to sit cross-legged.
Now Ian really looked nauseous and he hurriedly put the jar back. “What the hell you got those for?”
“For cursing people,” Michelle insisted in her defence. “I put curses on people.” She seemed to pause again, this time before elaborating, “Diarrhea curses.”
“So you poison them,” Ian rephrased her, while Andrew made a clear point not to even touch her Criss Angel auto-biography and instead joined her by the bed.
“Give her a break” Andrew told Ian, who was joining them at the bed. “You’re not going to do that to us, are you?” Michelle gave him a look.
“How’s all this work anyway?” Ian asked Michelle who seemed to give him an even more judgemental look. “That magic, I mean.”
Michelle pulled a matchbook from her bedside table and some candles. “We start by making a power shape with the fire.”
“Like a square?” Ian asked. “I’ve come across power shapes before.”
“They help wiccans channel the elements,” Michelle explained as she pulled some kind of stinky herb from her bedside, lighting it on fire and waving it so smoke filled the air even as Andrew tried to place the candles. “No, a power shape is only as strong as the will of the person casting and the number of sides.”
‘A square won’t do,” she continued flatly. “Most witches use a pentagram because it has so many internal sides, and the circle surrounding it is like an ace in Blackjack. It can signify no sides, or infinite sides, depending on the mood of the goddess you choose.”
“I’ve seen a square,” Ian insisted to her. “It was used in a form of blood magic.”
Michelle looked up in surprise from her stinky smoky herb. “You’re gonna tell me about magic now?” Michelle asked. “I’ve tried to cast spells with blood magic before, but it’s never worked.” Andrew wasn’t surprised that it hadn’t, as far as he knew blood magic only affected vampires.
“And this has?” Andrew asked skeptically, smelling the stinky herbs. It smelled something like Diana sauce meets an old shoe. “I still don’t really understand the point.”
“The goddesses give me strength,” Michelle tried to explain. “Help me do things I wouldn’t normally want to do. Helps me push past my anxiety to reach new heights I couldn’t imagine myself capable.” Andrew still didn’t really understand. When his body and mind told him not to do something, he generally listened to himself. This whole wiccan thing was starting to seem like another excuse to sexualize women beyond their comfort level. Who came up with these rules anyway?
Andrew bet it was a guy. This whole thing was starting to sound like a big spiritual roofie. Only if women were choosing this for themselves, wasn’t that the same as consent? Were there any men out there doing this, or was it a women only club? Andrew had so many questions he wouldn’t get the chance to ask as Michelle took off her shirt. She wasn’t wearing a bra.
“She’s here,” Michelle said, lying back on her bed and spreading her legs. “I can feel her.”
“Can I feel her?” Andrew asked under his breath, though they weren’t talking about the same person.
“She wants this,” Michelle said, writhing about on the bed. “She wants you both. Now Ian. Now Andrew. Shed your clothes so I might take you both at once and our sexual energies will combine and strengthen one another so that we are one pulsing entity.”
Andrew had never wanted anything more, and was already taking off his shirt when he heard Ian from beside him.
“I’m out.”
Andrew pulled his shirt back down in time to see Ian heading for the door. Of course Mister no-fun-at-all would be so quick to ruin everything. “Wait,” he yelled after his friend, “at least give me a chance to argue my case.”
Ian stopped.
Andrew knew he’d have to pick his next words carefully. After all, it wasn’t everyday someone was offered a threesome with a hot pale goth chick. When opportunity came knocking, Andrew was the type of person to answer the door, not walk away. What could he say that would possibly change Ian’s mind?
Andrew bore his gaze deep into Ian’s eyes, widening his as he spoke his fateful words. “I really want this,” Andrew begged Ian.
“I’m out,” Ian repeated, turning and leaving the room.
“Ian!” Andrew yelled after him, feeling his heart sink. Still he forced a smile on his face as he turned around, ready to take on this mission alone. “So it’s just you and me now.”
Michelle was already putting her shirt back on. “We’re not doing this without him.”
“Dammit!”
*     *     *
“Give it a bit of room,” Tanya said, coaching Rachel to guide her car into the parking spot. “And swing around lazily, yeah like that. Perfect.”
Rachel had to admit, she wasn’t regretting their choice to teach her how to drive. She also wasn’t regretting the first car she ever got behind being a 2017 Chevrolet Corvette ZR1. The power behind the pedal was intoxicating, and she was shocked at how little pressure she had to put on it to jolt the car forward with a startling amount of speed. She was starting to realize that was perhaps the highest learning curve to get past. Once she knew how lightly to feather the pedal, something she was able to pick up quickly, the rest seemed to be repeating the same steps she’d watched the other people in her life do a thousand times.
Tanya was drunk, slumped on her seat in such a way that seemed more than comfy, her gaze held on Rachel, as the vampire squeezed the break and put the car into park. “I award you an A for lesson one,” Tanya said to Rachel with mischievous smile sneaking on her face.
“What was lesson one?” Rachel asked. They’d covered prep before driving, speeding, breaking, turning, merging, and parking. Rachel had felt the past few hours should have been worth at least five lessons.
“Ya gottus to the beach without gettin pulled over,” Tanya told Rachel, only barely slurring her words as she took a sip from her third oversized beer.
“Well that’s incredibly reassuring,” Rachel told her attractive friend. They’d parked right in front of the water, and Rachel could hear the waves crashing against the rocks of Bronte Harbour. It was a quiet night.
“I think a good student deserves a reward,” Tanya cooed flirtatiously, ignoring what Rachel had said, and leaning in close. Their lips met, and Rachel kissed back this time, giving into her want for Tanya. At least for a moment, anyway, and then she pulled herself away. She could hear Tanya’s beating heart thumping like a jackhammer even as she punched the dash of her car.
“If you mention Ian again, I’ll freak.” Tanya said angrily. “Just because he has a thing for you doesn’t mean you owe him anything. You’re not dating him, and you don’t suddenly belong to him for life.” Tanya touched Rachel’s arm, and seemed desperate to hold her attention. “Sometimes you can get what you want. You just have to make the choice.”
“It’s not that,” Rachel said quietly, looking straight ahead at the water and avoiding Tanya’s gaze. She realized she’d need to elaborate. “It’s not Ian.” She didn’t want to admit the truth, but with shame she added, “I’m just hungry.”
Tanya laughed, but that only made to irritate Rachel more. She frowned, and still refused to meet Tanya’s eye. “I didn’t eat today,” she told her friend.
“Bite me,” Tanya told her, and Rachel could feel Tanya caressing up her arm. “Feed on me. It’s okay.”
“It’s not,” Rachel said quickly. “Shawna. You don’t know what you’re asking for.” She wanted to, god she wanted to. But she couldn’t let herself want to. She remembered what had happened to Ian when she’d fed from him. She also remembered how good she’d felt.
“I DO know,” Tanya said in a whispered slur. “I was bit once.” She turned to Rachel, and it was like there was fire behind her eyes. “I wanna do this for you.  I trust you not to take too much. I trust you with my life.”
“Well I don’t trust myself,” Rachel admitted quietly. She dared not let herself even hope. She’d sworn herself off human blood. Honestly or not, she didn’t want to give into her vampire side.
Tanya wouldn’t abate. “I can’t stop thinking about you. All the time, every minute of every day. When I’m not with you, it hurts. You’re like food to me, and I feed off your strength, and if there was anyway that I could give back to you any of what you give me, god I would give you everything I have.” Tanya reached up and stroked Rachel’s face, scraping the vampire’s cheek with her chewed up nails and chipped nail polish.
“At least let me give you this,” she insisted to Rachel, her blue eyes wide. “Let me feed you like you’ve fed me. I have so much to give. Let me love you, unconditionally. Because I can’t stop, even if you asked me to.” Tanya lifted her shirt over her head, and threw it into the back seat. “Bite me,” she said, ending how she began. Her neck was exposed, and tantalizing. But Rachel had a better idea.
Her hands reached down, tugging at Tanya’s belt and unfastening her pants.
“Mmm,” Tanya seemed to purr, and reached over to the radio. “Maybe we should play something romantic.”
Rachel slapped her hand away. “I think the driver gets to decide what we listen to,” she told her friend, plugging in her iPhone and playing “Now is not the Time” by Chvrches while Tanya threw her pants into the back with her shirt. She had sunk back in her chair, and was watching Rachel with a goofy smile.
“So do you like what you see?” Tanya asked, posing for Rachel. Rachel answered her question not with words, but with a kiss. Tanya’s lips tasted like alcohol, and were both wet and welcoming. Her body was radiating with heat, her heart beating heavily beneath her ample bossom.
Rachel traced her finger across Tanya’s nipple, and down past her belly button. As the finger found its destination, Tanya shifted and bit her lip, her muscles tensing for just a second before easing. Rachel danced her finger around, stroking and petting at Tanya who twisted in her grasp.
“How are you so good at this,” Tanya asked between groans, as Rachel went down on Tanya and assisted her finger with her tongue. “Have you been with a girl before?”
Tanya smelled so good, so appetizing. She tasted amazing, and Rachel could feel her blood rushing past just beneath the skin. Rachel traced her tongue along Tanya’s thigh, her finger still stroking at just the right spot. Rachel had no problems finding Tanya’s artery, and could feel her teeth extending in her mouth.
Rachel kissed Tanya’s leg, and then let her teeth break the skin ever so slightly. Tanya groaned only louder, completely absorbed in the moment. Rachel could taste the slight trickle of blood, and let the cool smooth fluid wash over her tongue. She backed away, and the two puncture holes she’d made in Tanya’s thigh swelled a little. Rachel supposed there was something in a vampire bite that kept a bit artery from bleeding out. Like the venom in a mosquito bite that caused swelling.
“Don’t stop,” Tanya begged Rachel, who did as she was told and this time went deeper.
*     *     *
Ian was sweating balls. It was so uncomfortably hot in Michelle’s apartment, he couldn’t imagine how high their power bill must hike every winter. Michelle had said something about alternative heating, but Ian couldn’t imagine any alternative in modern heating able to facilitate the sauna they kept their place at without a bottomless fortune.
It was too bad, without that one fault this apartment would have been like his dream place to live. There were weapons on the wall that looked out of the new Legend of Zelda. Two muskets over there looked like the pistols Alucard used in Ian’s favourite manga, Hellsing.
He supposed in his apartment, his fish tank would actually have fish in it. But besides that and the heat, the place was pretty amazing. That TV on the wall was like seventy inches. Ian supposed having fish would be a lot of work. To be honest, he never really considered himself a pet person. Too much responsibility.  Ian couldn’t imagine having to clean the tank every week. Their tank seemed clean enough, he supposed, without fish to muck it up.
He probably should have left, but he had a feeling if he waited a moment Andrew wouldn’t be too far behind. He didn’t feel the slightest regret for turning Michelle down, and it had nothing to do with Rachel. It didn’t matter that they weren’t officially dating, and that he was single and available to sleep with whoever he wanted. That didn’t mean he was going to lose it the first chance he got, like Andrew. On the one hand, he wasn’t too keen on seeing Andrew’s junk. For another, if he lost his virginity that night to Michelle, the sex would have been as empty as her fish tank.
Was that a bubble? The water seemed to be almost boiling at points, churning and spooling ever so slightly, and when Ian reached out to touch the glass it was so hot he immediately recoiled his hand. Was the heat coming from the tank?
Or was it coming from behind? Ian could feel the heat radiating hotter out the back of the tank. And even warmer against the wall itself. Ian tried to move the fish tank, and to his surprise the entire wall moved with it. The two pieces seemed to be on a track of sorts, and the wall opened to reveal a hidden room underneath the second floor.
Ian’s face was blasted with a wave of heat, and he had to look away for a moment until he could adjust. The room inside was similarly outfitted as the rest of the place, with weapons and shields hanging from the walls. That was where the similarities with the rest of the apartment ended, however, with no furniture in the strictest sense. Not unless Ian considered an anvil to be furniture, and he did not.
The place seemed to have been renovated into a workshop for practicing blacksmithy, with a forge against one wall built into the ventilation to outside. The work and money that must have gone into it all was mind boggling to Ian, who could at least finally understand why the apartment was so hot.
There was a middle aged woman standing in the middle of the room, holding the handle of a piping hot sword in one hand, and a large hammer in the other, held over her head ready to strike the metal against the anvil. She was frozen there, staring at him, and when he looked back she finally spoke.
“I think you’re lost,” the woman said to him, her blonde highlights standing out through her dark hair matted against her sweaty round and tanned face.
Ian was inclined to disagree. “I might have found exactly what I was looking for,” he admitted to her, his mind racing. “Though I’m surprised this whole thing isn’t one big violation of the building’s safety code.”
“It is,” the woman said sheepishly, and Ian realized that was probably why it was all hidden behind a fake wall. “I had it all properly ventilated, and all the fire is securely contained and completely under my control at all times.”
“Why?” Ian had to ask. “Why go through all this trouble?”
It was then that Andrew decided to find his way back downstairs. “What’s all this?” he asked Ian, joining beside him.
It seemed only then that the woman noticed the cooling sword in her hand, no longer glowing like it had before. “I love this stuff,” She told them, brandishing the unfinished weapon with a hasty sort of admiration before dumping the blade in cool water. The water barely bubbled, and what she pulled up didn’t look much like a sword. “Well this one’s a mess,” she admitted. “But when it comes to the general practicing of metalsmithing, I’m the best in the world.”
“Those are all yours?” Andrew asked, pointing his thumb over his shoulder to everything adorned around the apartment.
The woman nodded. “I made them,” she told the boys. “I have a knack for it. Or I used to,” she looked down at the ruined sword and tossed it aside.
“So you’re Michelle’s what?” Andrew asked, seeming desperate not to believe the obvious. “Sister?”
“Guess again,” Ian asked, already having figured it out. “You’ll get it.”
“Let me guess,” the woman said, stepping around the forge to offer Ian her hand. He moved to shake it. “My daughter asked you both over for a threesome.”
Ian stopped, with his hand just short of hers. “Uh,” he said, quick to think of a response. “I turned her down.”
“You’re a stronger person than me,” the mother admitted, grabbing at Ian’s hand and shaking it. Ian could feel his face crumple as he tried to figure out what exactly she’d meant by that.
“In every generation only one is chosen,” Andrew joked to the mother, quick to rush past the awkward topic to his preferred one: mocking Ian. “One man capable of resisting temptation.”
“You’re stuff is amazing,” Ian said, looking past the woman to an axe on the table.
“The way the blade is tied to the handle is very reminiscent of 1200 AD peasants in Spain,” the blacksmith said. She lifted it off the table and let them touch it. “Careful, its sharp. I’ve spent many years studying the intricacies of now lost arts to smithing and weapon engineering. There’s a good market for identical replicas indistinguishable from artifacts of that time period. I recently sold an authentic Roman legionnaire’s tower shield for over two hundred thousand dollars.”
“Holy shit,” Andrew blurted.
The woman put her arms around both their shoulders. “I don’t have to worry about either of you telling anyone about this,” she asked, “right?”
“We came here to ravage your daughter,” Andrew reassured the woman in such a way that Ian hoped it was a joke. “What’s not to trust?”
“Could you make me something?” Ian asked, feeling like he was being too bold. “Not that I’m blackmailing you.”
“I could make you something,” the woman told Ian. “But why would I?”
“Because it would be unique,” Ian told her. He was gambling on the thought that all these recreations and replicas were starting to bore her. It seemed like he betted right.
“I’m still listening,” she said.
And so it seemed was Andrew. “What are you getting at?” Ian’s friend asked him.
“I’m looking to get a Christmas present for someone,” Ian told the blacksmith. “A sword.”
“For a Christmas present?” the woman asked Ian. “Isn’t it the end of February?”
“That’s precisely what I said,” Andrew told the woman from behind Ian’s back.
“Rachel loves swords,” Ian said, “and recently lost hers.”
“Well she’s a girl after my own heart,” the blacksmith said. “How big is she?”
“She’s an adorable little thing,” Ian said, getting lost in his description of her. “About five four maybe? Like to here.” He placed his hand close to his chest.
“She sounds cute,” the blacksmith said. “She and you have a thing? Because that would explain how you resisted the gothic siren upstairs.”
Ian was going to deny it, then thought about not denying it. Finally he decided on not answering at all. “She’ll need it to be discreet,” Ian told the woman instead. “like in an umbrella, or something.” He’d actually put quite a lot of thought into this, he just hadn’t told anyone. Or thought he’d ever had a way to actualize his ideas.
“What’s she going to be doing?” the woman asked, making notes now on a notepad with her large scorched fingers looking awkward when holding such a small pen. “Carrying it in public? You do know this won’t be a can of pepper spray right?”
“She knows,” Ian reassured the blacksmith. “But she’s going to have to use it. Likely quite a lot. It’ll have to be functional.”
The woman placed the notepad on her anvil, and whistled. “I haven’t had an order for regular practical use in forever,” she told them. “There’s a few experimental techniques I’d love to try on it, see if they can hold up in the field.” She left her anvil to search a bookcase sealed behind a glass door.
“Probably best to keep those packed away safe,” Andrew pointed out, still keeping one eye on the raging fire of the forge.
“And I do,” Michelle’s mother told them, pulling out a book and closing the case behind her. “These are only my most detailed records.” She was flipping rapidly through the pages. “I came across an absurd Greek philosophy to weapon making. It was very fringe. But it believed that there were powerful connections between all of us. He believed our bonds of relationships with each other created a sort of energy that would stick to objects.”
“Are you talking about a kind of magic?” Ian asked the woman.
“Well not the kind of magic she practices,” the blacksmith nodded upstairs to her daughter’s room. “But something like it, perhaps.”
“I’ve read that it’s possible to weave that energy into a blade if you have all the right ingredients, equipment, and know how.”
Ian looked to Andrew, wondering if he was hearing all of this. But his attention was still on the bookshelf.
“My name’s Andrew,” he said, offering the blacksmith his hand absentmindedly. “You mind if I read some of your books there.”
“Helen,” the blacksmith told Andrew. “And I think I’m doing enough favours already. You want a peek at my bookshelf of horrors, you’ve gotta bring me something worth my time.”
Ian tried to ignore Andrew, as was his custom. “So what would you need from us?” Ian asked Helen. “For this to work?”
A grin was crossing Helen’s lips, and Ian was beginning to wonder how much of a good idea this was. “Do you have anything of hers?” the blacksmith asked, looking excited to get started.
Ian shook his head, then remembered the ring in his pocket.
“I’ve got this,” Ian said, producing the small diamond ring in its precious case. “I never gave it to her, but I was going to.”
“You were going to propose to her?” Helen asked, coming to the logical conclusion.
Andrew was quick to jump in. “Again, that’s what I said.”
“No,” Ian insisted. “But I love her. More than anyone or anything.”
Helen took the ring from Ian’s hand, tossing the case into the forge. Ian grimaced.
“I still needed that if I wanted to return it,” Ian said, definitely regretting things now.
“This’ll do,” Helen assured him, palming it and getting lost in her thoughts. Likely where to begin.
“Come back tomorrow afternoon,” Helen told them, after not even noticing that they were still standing there for a good five minutes. “I’ll have it for you then.”
“A day?” Andrew commented to Ian as they left Michelle’s apartment. “That’s rather fast. You think we should be impressed or concerned?”
*     *     *
“That doesn’t seem fast to you?” Jon asked his only friend as they walked the quiet empty streets of a suburban Oakville at 3 in the morning. “I’m not sure if I should be impressed or concerned.”
“Thankful will be a good place to start,” Erika said, pretty sure she knew where she was headed. “He’s supposed to be the best at what he does.” At least that had been what Erika’s rebel friend had told her. Said they’d met him through Twitter and Reddit, and that he was capable of doing more from a keyboard in Canada than her people could accomplish in the field.
“What makes you think he’ll even be awake at this time?” Jon asked Erika, though what he failed to realize was that she didn’t care. “Odds are good he’s asleep at this time, like a seventy four percent chance.”
Erika wasn’t too surprised by Jon’s C3PO act, but even then seventy four percent seemed pulled out of thin air. “You can tell all that with your abilities?” she asked him, worried that his abilities were advancing. He shook his head.
“Not completely,” he told her. “First I looked up the ratio of people on average working nights to days, then cross referenced that to the number of people who only need a few hours of sleep a night. I compensated for possible overlap and then added in the variable that he’s a computer hacker.”
“That all sounds like fun,” Erika lied, hoping he would keep the rest of his calculations to himself, “But I think we’re there.” She hadn’t called ahead, didn’t even have a private number if she wanted to. Just a name, and a quick phone book search gave her an address. Not everyone needed computer expertise to get anything done around here.
“No lights on,” Jon pointed out annoyingly. He was carrying the backpack she had stolen, and went back to sifting through it. Erika imagined he was likely counting the money, but she already knew how much was there. “Four thousand three hundred twelve and eighty two cents.” Okay she was off by a couple hundred.
The house wasn’t small by any means, but the ratty car in the driveway was just the first clue that this wasn’t a rich household. There were many other clues that could be picked out. The unkempt grass, the weeds crawling up the wall and enveloping the mailbox, or even the rusted bikes chained to their porch. There was a doorbell that glowed through the weeds, and Erika gestured to it before asking “You think I should push that?”
“Don’t,” a voice said from… well Erika wasn’t completely sure. It sounded like it was playing through a speaker somewhere. “Wake my mother and you’ll lose a finger.”
“You Gordon?” Erika asked. How did he know they were there? Jon pointed to a speaker in the window beside the door.
“This is the Gordon residence,” the disembodied voice confirmed for her vaguely. “Now get your butts off my patio before I come up there and kick your ass.” He quickly added, “Very quiet like.”
“I have money,” Erika told the disingenuous voice. Within moments the front door unlocked, and a rather imposingly tall and muscular black man answered with a gleaming white smile. Despite his size, he had a young look to him, no older than Jon.
“What can I help you folks for,” he whispered to them, welcoming them into his mother’s home.  “Don’t answer that yet. Just follow me.”
They moved to follow him but he stopped them again. “What the fuck you doing?” He whispered sharply and they both stopped dead in their tracks. “Take off your shoes.” He seemed to shrink within his red hoodie. “If you track mud in the house my mom will kill me.”
Their house was messy, strewn with toys, laundry, dirty dishes, and garbage amongst other things. He led them past a den that smelled of cat, though Erika couldn’t see any signs of a cat anywhere, and down a narrow rickety wooden staircase into what may as well have been a whole different building.
Gordon’s basement was an open space concept, messy in a sense, but with wires and electronics instead of human filth. Gordon had screens on every wall and dim blue tinted lights as the only source of illumination on the whole floor. A desk took up most the room, large enough to be three desks in one, curving around to provide Gordon with access to multiple keyboards, and every type of input all from reach of his chair.
“We can talk here,” he told them, sitting down in that very chair, and swivelling in it. The black leather looked comfortable. “I had the whole basement sound-proofed.” He put his hands together and elaborated, “I could kill you both and no one would even hear the screams.”
“Try anything and it’ll be your screams your mother doesn’t wake up to in the middle of the night,” Erika told Gordon, not really appreciating the attitude. “Melanie told me you were one of the greatest assets her group have been able to find outside the US. Does she even know you’re in diapers?”
“I’m sixteen bitch,” he said, certainly capable of looking much older. But Erika could almost smell the immaturity on him. “And I am the greatest asset Melanie’s got. Foreign or domestic.”
“We weren’t sure you’d be up,” Jon told the imposing geek as he looked around the room.
Gordon worked at a keyboard on something, not even looking at Jon as he responded, “I don’t need much sleep, Pasty. Just a few hours in the mornings before school.”
“You know,” Jon said, piping up with a random fact. “Two percent of people in the world share your reduced need to sleep.”
“I know,” Gordon said flatly, distracted by something. “It’s ta do with the way our brains store and access long term memory. I also believe dats what gives me my superior motivation and productivity. As we speak I’m downloadin an upgrade to my server’s bios, researchin volcanic activity in the early nineteen hundreds, just caught a Pikachu in Pokemon Go, and finishin the touches on your fake IDs. Oh, and that computer over there is still breakin down the firewalls at Service Canada. I’m like the ultimate multi-tasker.”
“Doesn’t do much for your humility though,” Erika said rudely. “Did they give you our fake names?”
Gordon gave her a dirty look out of the corner of his eye, and lifted up two folders from his desk, underneath a bunch of papers and a binder. “Mason and Vicki. Yeah, I got it.” He moved to hand the folders to them but stopped. “So who wants which?”
“Funny,” Erika says, grabbing both, and opening hers. Inside was a drivers license, health card, birth certificate, and more paperwork nearly as thick as her fist. It seemed she’d been born three days before Christmas at a Credit Valley Hospital in Mississauga.
“You know, I’m charging like a G each for those right,” Gordon warned them, and Erika rolled her eyes. She had his money. “It’s not exactly a high price. You go to the dark web and you’ll be paying easily ten times that for what I’m offering.”
“Just so we’re clear,” Erika said, finishing her quick browse of the Mason folder before handing it to Jon, “these are going to hold up under any scrutiny right?”
“Well nothin’s flawless,” Gordon admitted to her. “Innocent people ain’t done shit get flagged as guilty, you bet your ass anyone can get flagged at any time for any dumb reason the government chooses. But I’ve ironed out as many red flags as I could, and it should hold up to basic record checks if for instance you need to buy property, start a business, or whatever.”
“Enroll for school?” Jon asked, opening a mini fridge at his feet only to find a computer inside.
“I was having overheating problems with that baby,” Gordon explained to Jon. “Doesn’t overheat anymore though. And yeah, school should be no big at all. You decide on a school yet?”
“I was thinking Abbey Park.”
Gordon chortled a little. “Long as it ain’t Loyola than yer makin a good choice,” he told the two of them, but Erika had heard enough.
“Give the man his money,” Erika told Jon, who placed the knapsack on the nearest surface and began piling bills. “Then we can clear out of here.”
“So your mom is okay with all of this?” Jon asked Gordon as he continued to count out Gordon’s payment. “Does she even know you’re hacking into government servers?”
“She don’t even know what a server looks like,” he told them. “I help her with the rent and bills, and she doesn’t ask too many questions. But yeah, livin in my mum’s basement can be a real drag sometimes.” He started counting the money as Jon placed it down.  “I’ve thought about gettin my own crib,” he admitted.
As he said that there was a loud feminine yell from upstairs. “Charles Gordon, who shoes are these? You got guests down there?” It sounded like his mother was pissed. There was the noise of a door opening, and footsteps on the stairs.
“Shit,” Gordon said, pushing the money off his desk onto the floor behind. The mother came into view, tall with a frilly afro that touched the low ceiling.
“What the hell are two white people doin in my basement,” the woman screamed at Gordon at the top of her lungs. “ARE YOU SELLIN DRUGS?”
“No!” Gordon insisted. “Mom! I thought we agreed this was MY basement.”
“Yes we did,” his mother gave him, “but you’re also my son. And as my son all of your things are also mine. What does this shit even do? A hundred screens you got down here, you can’t spare one for your baby brother?”
“I’ll buy him an iPad, mom.”
 The mother threw her arms in the air. “Oh we don’t want your charity, boy.” She slapped him across the face and put her finger close to his nose. “But my rules could use with a little respect.”
“Maybe we should go,” Erika said to Jon as they inched together to pass Gordon’s mother for the stairs.
“I’ll see you tomorrow at school,” Gordon yelled to Jon, and for the first time Erika realized Gordon probably went to the very same school Jon wanted to apply to. She supposed she should have figured that out sooner.
“Wait,” the mother said, grabbing Jon’s arm and making him gulp. “Were you two here because of school?” Behind Gordon’s mom, Erika could see Gordon nodding his head frantically.
“Yes,” Jon said, raising the folder to show off its cover and girth. “I’m actually new to the neighbourhood. I was just gonna start my first day tomorrow, and Gordon was giving me the homework I needed to catch up.”
The mother glared at Jon, and Erika was pretty sure Jon was visibly shrinking before her eyes.
“What a polite white boy,” the mother said at last, slapping his shoulder and laughing. “Why didn’t you just say all that to begin with?” She asked Gordon who could only shrug. The mom turned back to Jon. “I’ve been tellin him to be more polite like all you white boys. But he’s a punk just like his daddy.”
She looked at the name on Jon’s folder. “Escort Mason and his sister to the door and then get your punk ass to bed,” she ordered him, and bowing his head he obliged. He led them up the stairs, and his mom went to the kitchen for the water she’d gotten up for.
“Thanks for the save,” Gordon told Jon, as they slipped back into their shoes. “How’s about tomorrow I’ll give you the grand tour and introduce you to some people and such.” He was fidgeting a little. “Startin in a new place can be hard. But I got some good people who can take care of you.”
Jon smiled at his new imposing friend. “Sounds good,” he said, and Gordon opened the door for them.
*     *     *
Rachel threw open the door to her house, and stepped inside, finding the kitchen empty. She had to find her brother, but it didn’t look like he was here. “Jacob?” She called his name but there was no response.
If they had eaten breakfast she couldn’t tell. The counter they usually ate around was immaculate, dishes all cleaned and put away. The barstools were all tucked under the counter, and the floor sparkled like it had just been cleaned. Rachel wondered when her mom might have had time to clean after her business trip but quickly supposed it didn’t matter. She still had to find her brother.
She found her father in his office, but she wasn’t looking for him. He was hard at work on his new book, typing away at his typewriter in a white robe that only seemed to highlight his receding hairline.
“The door was locked,” he told her without looking up, or stopping the furious tap-tapping of his fingers on the keys of his typewriter. “Too bad it only locks from the outside.”
 “Have you seen my brother?” Rachel asked her father as he continued to type away.
Her father looked up and out the window, his fingers still rapidly smacking at the keyboard. “He’s gone to school,” her dad told her, and Rachel followed his gaze out the window to the elementary school she didn’t remember being right outside their house. “You could probably find him there.”
“It’s quiet,” Rachel commented.
Her father nodded, looking back to his typewriter as if he had never stopped. “It’s easier to get my work done that way,” he told her, and she tried to see what he was writing but it all looked like gibberish.
“You writing your best work?” she asked him, giving up on trying to decipher it. He just shook his head and kept typing.
“I already gave birth to my best work,” he said, giving a quick glance to a picture on his desk and then back to the page in front of him. It was a picture of a grave, and a tombstone with her name on it.
RIP
RACHEL LIN SMITH
PRETTIEST VAMPIRE OF THE YEAR
“Aww,” Rachel said, touched by the engraving. “You think I’m pretty.”
“You’re beautiful hun,” Her father told her warmly. “Now shouldn’t you be finding your brother?”
He was right. She crawled through his office window, and crossed the tarmac to the front doors of her brother’s school. It was a large beige building, with inviting blue front doors under an overhang. From the angle she was approaching the doors, she could only just make out her friend Ian. He was standing on a chair at the edge of the overhang, a noose hanging from above and tied around his neck.
“Ian!” Rachel yelled at him, coming around in front of him, but another’s voice distracted her.
“He’s okay,” Tanya said, from a chair on the other edge of the overhang. She too had a noose around her head. “I could really use some help though.”
“So could I,” Rachel told her friend. “I can’t find my brother.”
Tanya smiled down warmly on the vampire. “He’s inside waiting for you.”
Rachel thought something felt a little strange there, but looking around the lot she didn’t see anything. Just the playground, the tennis court, the soccer field, the hill they used to toboggan down in the winter. Wait, it was winter now, wasn’t it? Why was it so hot? And…
“Why is it so quiet?” Rachel asked Tanya.
“It helps me think,” Ian said, seemingly more to himself.
“Is that what the nooses are for?” Rachel asked Tanya.
Tanya smiled warmly again. “If you help me down,” she told Rachel, “I can help you find your brother.”
It made a lot of sense to Rachel. She helped Tanya out of the noose, and offered her a hand to step down. Still holding her hand, Tanya tried to lead Rachel to the front doors. Rachel tried to resist, looking back at Ian.
“Shouldn’t we help him too?” Rachel asked, but she could hear Tanya’s voice in her head. “Don’t worry about him,” Tanya said without speaking. “He’ll be fine.” As Rachel walked away she heard a clutter and a thud but she didn’t look back.
Stepping through into the elementary school she was disappointed to find Tanya gone. The hallway was a long unending corridor of blue lockers, all immaculate and clean. Seemingly unused. The floor shined, everything was quiet. Empty. No one had been there in a very long time.
“Jacob?” she called out.
“Help me!” she heard him scream from a classroom somewhere down the hall. She ran, rushing past lockers and doors, her feet slapping against the tile floor as she pushed herself faster and faster.
“I’m coming Jacob!” she screamed, her legs burning, her lungs begging for her to give up. Locker after locker after locker.
Finally she came to Jacob’s class, and swung the door wide open. The teacher was silent, continuing on with his lesson as if Rachel hadn’t just made the noisiest entrance ever. On the board was written Magic 101 and pictures had been posted around it. The teacher’s mouth was moving under his long blonde hair that covered his eyes, but no noise was coming out.
Rachel looked at the pictures on the board. She saw the Mayor of Mississauga, Sylvia Gray. Saw the woman’s staff. There were pictures of piles of keys and baubles. Of clothing, and a mirror, and other staffs. There was a picture of the moon, a large one, and pictures of its surface, and a moon like temple structure, with three large altars on a stage. There was also a picture of stars, and something in the stars. It was blurred, some kind of object. Or creature maybe? There was a drawing beside it in marker, looked like a beast, something with more arms and teeth than she had.
“I don’t think we’ve gotten this far,” she said to the teacher, though she didn’t expect a response. The teacher didn’t say anything, but he did point to a picture of Toronto. It was a bird’s eye view of the city, but there was something different about it. The CN Tower didn’t look quite right and there was a kind of bubble around it.
“I don’t know what that is either,” she told the teacher. Maybe she should have taken Magic 101 in elementary school. Now she was going to be so far behind.
Turning around, she found her brother Jacob. He was sitting at his desk, with his short spikey black hair and pale skin. He had his binder turned to a page, but something looked off about him. More importantly, something was off about the rest of the class. All the other desks were empty.
“Where are all your classmates?” Rachel asked her brother.
“Please,” her brother begged her, ignoring her question. “Don’t let this happen.” He looked out the large window beside him, and she followed his gaze. Outside in the park the sky had turned red. Was it sundown so soon? Then she saw them. The bodies. They were everywhere. A woman and her dog, both dead on the sidewalk, blood oozing from bite marks. At the Tennis court dead bodies were lying on both sides, rackets still in their hands. There were bodies piled, and blood everywhere.
Looking back at the classroom, Rachel didn’t know how she hadn’t noticed the blood that was all over the desks and chairs.
“Who did this?” Rachel asked, turning to her brother, but he had fangs now, and a little bit of blood was dripping from his chin. He was a vampire? How did this happen? Why didn’t anyone tell her? When did things get so out of hand? Rachel tried to extend her own fangs, but they didn’t extend. She tried to move but she was powerless.
Her brother jumped on her, bringing her crashing to the ground, and bit hungrily into her neck.
*     *     *
Rachel awoke with a start, screaming and thrashing against Tanya’s naked body, pushing against her in the tight space in the back seat of her car.
“Jacob,” she screamed, as Tanya tried to calm her and wrap her in a hug. “Ian! Shawna!”
“I’m right here,” Tanya insisted. Rachel was still pawing against Tanya’s face when she finally realized where she was and let Tanya squeeze her tight.
Rachel started to cry, overwhelmed by what she just saw, she sobbed into Tanya’s bare shoulder as they both laid back on the car seat.
“God,” Tanya said, stroking Rachel’s skin. “You’re covered in sweat.”
Rachel tried to talk, but there was a lump in her throat, so she continued to cry instead. The sky was turning red outside the car, it was nearing sunrise.
After a few moments Rachel finally regained the composure to speak again. “This is why I don’t sleep much anymore,” she said darkly to her friend, comforted strangely by their skin-to-skin contact. Her dream was already slipping in parts from her mind, but one part surfaced sharply to the front as Rachel bolted up and started looking for her bra.
“We need to check on my brother,” she insisted.
*     *     *
Jacob awoke slowly, with one eye first while leaving the other one well enough alone. The open eye looked to the clock and saw that it was only five thirty in the morning. It had worked. He’d wanted to wake up before the sun, and he’d succeeded. Getting up off the floor, he sat on his bed and shook his best friend Sabrina who’d taken to the bed while he slept in a sleeping bag on the floor.
“Come on,” he pleaded to her, shaking her again so that her short brown hair covered her eyes. “We agreed to get up early.”
“Just give me a minute,” Sabrina said, splaying out in her woolly pajamas on the bed. He watched her with fascination, the way her chest heaved with every breath. This was a whole other person right here in his bed, someone with the same thoughts as him. With hopes and goals and motivations. It was weird, like he was seeing her for the first time. Or at least what she really was, or at least what she meant to him. Something like that.
“You’re like the sister I never had,” he told her, promising himself that he’d look after her no matter what. If she let him, of course.
“You already have a sister,” Sabrina reminded him, and sure enough he’d almost forgotten Rachel. Or at least tried to, she’d been so distant lately. “Besides,” she said, turning to face him on the bed. “Is that really how you see me?”
“I dunno,” Jacob said, stroking Sabrina’s brown hair from her pale Caucasian face. He looked Caucasian too, but deep down he had the same mixed genes as his sister. He’d never really felt for anyone else like he did for his sister. Even though she infuriated him so much sometimes, he couldn’t imagine his world without her. “I really like you,” he told Sabrina. He’d never had many friends, but he was pretty sure this felt stronger.
“You know,” Sabrina said, pulling Jacob down to lie with her on the bed, “We’re both thirteen now. There’s other ways we could hang out than just as friends.”
Jacob wanted to play dumb, but he was starting to figure where she was trying to go, and he knew he had to shut it down fast. “Boyfriend / Girlfriend, really? But then there’s all that gross kissy stuff.” He’d promised himself at a very young age he would never give into that gross kissy stuff adults did.
“We don’t have to,” she told him, wrapping her arms around him and squeezing him tight. “We can just do this.” They lay there, in one another’s arms. “Hug and stuff. Hold each other and talk about whatever.”
“Sounds a lot like just friends,” Jacob told her but he wasn’t minding the way he felt at her touch. He wrapped his arm around her shoulder and she placed her head against his bony chest.
“We’ll keep this our secret then,” Sabrina said, and Jacob saw her close her eyes. “As far as anyone else needs to know, we’re just friends. And we can just do this.”
“I like this,” Jacob admitted to her, and her long stretching groan was all he needed to know she did too.
“But we gotta get up,” she told him, taking charge and kicking the covers away. There was, after all, a reason they had convinced his dad to let her sleep over. They were finally going to confront Hassan on his bullying. Getting out of bed, Sabrina raised the Bristol board they had made last night from the desk and showed it off to Jacob. He could only just make it out in the dark, but thought the collage of images did a good job of getting their message across.
“Wait,” Jacob said, noticing something missing. “I think our picture of Boromir and the ring is still downstairs.” They got dressed, Jacob careful to look away as Sabrina took off her top. He didn’t look back until they were done, and they snuck out of the room together with the Bristol board.
Jacob saw that Rachel’s room was untouched, which wasn’t anything new as of late. His parents’ room also being untouched was a bit more of a surprise. “My mom never came back last night,” Jacob whispered his theory to his girlfriend.
“Guess again,” his mother’s voice rang from downstairs. The light came on in the foyer, and she was standing there with her arms crossed. She seemed to be trying to hide a bandage on her hand and failing completely. Her gaze was solely focused on Sabrina. “Did she stay overnight?”
Jacob’s dad came rushing in from the other room, apologetically. “I gave them permission for a sleep over,” he told her, and the look she gave him seemed to imply that didn’t make things better. “They had a project they were working on.”
“It’s okay mom,” Jacob insisted, hoping he could calm her down before she embarrassed the hell out of him.
“Nothing happened,” Sabrina assured Jacob’s mother with a warm smile and a sweeter than normal voice. Almost melodic. Her eyes were wider too… was she trying to manipulate his mother?
“In fact,” she continued, passing him on the stairs, “Your son has been NOTHING but the perfect gentleman.”
“That’s not the point,” Jacob’s mother said, stubbornly. “You’re both at a certain age where you’re going to start having feelings…” oh god, was Jacob’s mother about to give his first girlfriend ever the sex talk?
“Not me,” Sabrina insisted, so fast that Jacob almost believed her. “I’ve hit puberty. Had my period and everything. And I still think boys are yucky. I just like girls.”
“That’s not the point,” Jacob’s mother was even more insistent. Jacob was filled with pride at Sabrina’s ability to bullshit, but his mother could see through all lies.
“I’m a raging lesbo though,” Sabrina continued, undeterred. “There’s this girl in class who has started wearing bras, and I just can’t stop thinking about her.”
“Stacy,” Jacob said dreamily. He could still remember her in that tight red shirt.
“Seriously,” Sabrina insisted. “You can think of me as one of the boys.”
“Still,” Jacob’s mother said shaking her head. “This can’t happen again…” She seemed about to say more, or maybe justify herself, or just say anything that might embarrass Jacob more, but she was stopped short as Rachel stormed into the house, her clothes from last night hanging loosely off her.
“Jacob!” Rachel yelled seeming more dishevelled than ever. She ran past her mother to hug Jacob on the stairs. He didn’t know why the girls in his life kept hugging him, but he was starting to like it.
“Where have you been all night?” Jacob’s mother asked her daughter in disbelief.
“I found your underwear. It was inside the glove compartment,” Rachel’s popular friend Tanya said just loud enough for them all to hear as she came through the front door to find the whole family standing there in the foyer. “Oops.”
“I think that’s hot,” Sabrina said from the stairs but everyone ignored her.
Jacob’s mom looked to his father angrily. “So when I’m gone we just throw all parenting out the window then.”
“I gave Rachel permission to sleep at her friend’s house,” their dad tried to lie for her. Jacob knew better, and so did their mother.
“You can’t stop standing up for her,” their mother chastised their dad.
“And what happened to YOU last night?” Rachel asked their mother who was covered in bruises. Her hair looked wet, like she had just taken a long much needed shower.
“I fell down some stairs at work,” their mom said after a moment of silence.
Rachel looked down at her mother’s bandage. “Those stairs impale your hand?”
“Yes.” Their mother hid her hand in her shirt. “This isn’t about me,” she focused her deep brown eyes on Rachel. “You know the rules of the household. I shouldn’t have to be here for you to follow them.”
Rachel stood stubborn against her mother, the two waging a war like Jacob had never seen.  “You just have to be here to have a say.”
Jacob cringed, waiting for the next explosion from his mother, but an explosion never came. Rachel had just defeated her. Jacob didn’t even know she could be defeated.
“My work is important,” their mother said quietly, her head dropping a little.
“And what I’m doing matters too,” Rachel told her mother, starting to soften. Jacob let out a breath of relief and Sabrina squeezed his hand.
“I know you think that,” their mother told them. “But you’re a teenager. Your head plays games with you. Your hormones are wild right now, and none of you are capable of making sane decisions. I can relate to you Rachel, I was your age once too.”
“Maybe that’s how YOU were at my age,” Rachel insisted, her voice getting louder and more guttural. “But you don’t know what I’M going through and YOU don’t get to set rules on how I want to live MY life.” Rachel was really telling her.
“Yeah mom,” Jacob tried to join in. “Who do you think you are? The US Government?”
“You’re not helping Jay,” Rachel told him.
He leaned in and whispered back, “Least I didn’t get caught doing laundry at a friend’s house.”
Their mother sighed with exhaustion, and climbed the stairs to her bed. “This conversation isn’t over,” she called down to her kids. “Just delayed. Rachel, walk your brother to school. I’m passing out for a few hours.”
Once she was gone, Rachel’s friend Tanya hugged her, and Jacob had to wonder if perhaps it was hug day or something. Sabrina, seeming to take cues from them for some reason, gave him a hug as well.
“Sorry you had to see that,” Rachel apologized to them.
“You kidding,” Jacob told her. “It was brilliant. I’m sorry I got you in trouble for me.”
“I don’t mind going to bat for my little bro,” Rachel said, and he wondered if she realized he was almost taller than her. “What are you working on anyway? Is that Fred Flinstone?”
“Well you know,” Jacob said, remembering why they’d gotten up so early, “he always bullied Barney. We were hoping to make a case that bullies in popular media don’t prosper.” He put the Bristol board down on the kitchen counter, and they all took a step back.
“Is someone bullying you?” Rachel asked Jacob. He couldn’t even remember the last time she had given him so much attention.
“Even if someone did,” Jacob told her. “I have three bad ass babes who would kick ass for me. Hassan would be crazy to pick a fight with me.” It wasn’t completely true. Hassan had picked plenty of fights with him, but Jacob didn’t need Rachel to fight his battles for him.
“He’s been picking on Billy,” Sabrina told Jacob’s sister. Billy was a scrawny geeky kid like them, but at least Sabrina and Jacob had each other. Smart people at his school partnered up, because if you were alone you were doomed to be the victim at recess.
*     *     *
Sure enough, by the time Rachel had walked them to school, Hassan was already there causing trouble. Jacob couldn’t find Billy in the recess lot behind the school, but Hassan had simply chosen to distract himself with a different victim for the day. Today it was Stacy.
“Let go of me,” Stacy screamed, her reddish blonde hair whipping in her face as she struggled against Hassan’s grip. He was grabbing at her zipper, trying to pull on it in such a way to expose her chest. She was one of the few girls in their class who had started developing, and she was constantly self-conscious of it. Which made her the perfect target for Hassan. Today she was wearing a grey zip up hoodie that was clearly too loose.
Jacob shared one look with Sabrina and knew right away that they were going to intervene. Hefting the bristol board collage that they’d made in his grip, he led Sabrina across the playground. The last snowfall had only just melted, with another one predicted to come soon, and Jacob had to be careful to step around a large muddy puddle.
“Hassan,” Jacob said, holding the Bristol board up like it was a shield. “Leave Stacy alone!”
Hassan let go of Stacy, and she fell to the ground hard, her hoodie dishevelled and partially unzipped. He spotted Jacob with what Jacob could only describe as an abject glee at the sight of his favourite victim.
“I was going to get a peek at Stacy’s rack then rub dem titties in the mud,” Hassan said, clearly a criminal mastermind. “Guess I’ll be doin that to your little bitty girlfriend instead while you two watch.”
Sabrina stepped forward so that she was barely a foot from Hassan, straightening to show off that she was in fact nearly a foot taller than him.
“There’s another way,” Jacob said, trying to remember all the arguments they’d talked about last night and this morning together with his sister. Now that he was in front of Hassan, his entire argument seemed dumb. They weren’t ready for this.
“Look,” he said, pointing to a picture of Darth Vader. “These are all pictures of bullies. People who thought it was okay to mess with other people for their own benefit. People like the Godfather.” He pointed to Marlon Brando.
“There’s something called empathy,” Sabrina told Hassan with a slight push. His body seemed ready to retaliate, but his face was frozen in shock at their ineffectual verbal defence. “Actually imagining how others feel, putting yourself in their shoes and feeling others pain.”
Jacob continued where Sabrina left off. “This board shows a history of people in popular culture who didn’t practice empathy, who took advantage of others, and in every case they eventually get what’s coming to them. It pays not to be a bully, all the evidence is right here on this chart.” He moved his hand across the board, stopping at the data points they’d arranged on a graph.
This all seemed more than Hassan could take. He followed Jacob’s focus with his gaze, and stepped past Sabrina seemingly to take a closer look at the board. Jacob handed the board over to him, backing up with a satisfied smirk on his face. Sabrina was smiling too.
Then Hassan ripped the board in half. Jacob supposed he should have seen that coming. Putting the two pieces together, Hassan tried to rip it into fours. “You must have spent a lot of time on this,” Hassan said, Sabrina’s jaw dropping beside Jacob. “Now I’ll have to fuck you both up.”
“It’s your language too,” Sabrina said to him, over Jacob’s shoulder now. “Language can hurt people too, you know.” She pushed Jacob forward, and he tried to take what was left of their project from Hassan.
“Doesn’t hurt as much as this,” Hassan said, relinquishing the Bristol board to kick Jacob in the groin. Jacob dropped, the pieces of the Bristol board flying from his hands to flutter in the wind around him. The pain shot straight from his groin to his stomach, doubling him over, and making the whole world just a little fuzzy. He tried to breathe but his breath was short. He waited for Hassan’s next blow but it didn’t come.
He was instead charging at Sabrina who had stepped forward to try and help Jacob. He jumped at her, grabbing her by the neck and pulling her to the ground with all his weight. She hit directly in a puddle of mud, and Hassan crawled on top of her. Jacob could see her struggling against him, but Hassan just pressed on her face, pushing it deep into the mud so she couldn’t breathe.
“Hassan!” Jacob screamed the boy’s name. “Let her go, you little shit.” Jacob charged at Hassan, just finding his own breath, and tackled Hassan off Sabrina to roll around with him in the mud. Hassan was stronger than his stature seemed to imply. He was in fact the only person Jacob knew, his age, who actually lifted weights on a regular basis. Jacob tried to punch Hassan in the ribs, but Hassan only punched back and far more effectively. It was no understatement to say that every punch by Hassan hurt a lot.
Jacob ended up on his back in the mud, with Hassan sitting on his chest. A fist came right in on Jacob’s face, and the pain seemed to reverberate through his entire skull. His vision blurred, he couldn’t even notice the slosh of the mud beneath him. Just the blinding white pain of each fist, pounding against his head.
Suddenly Hassan was off him, Sabrina having leaned all her body weight into a punch across his jaw. She fell on top of Jacob, and the two looked up at Hassan who backed away. The bell rang.
“You two lovers look perfect for each other,” Hassan said, leaning forward and kissing Sabrina on the cheek. “Better get used to the mud, you’ll be in it again tomorrow.” He turned to leave, but blew a quick kiss to Stacy, who gave him the most disgusted look back.
Sabrina leaned into Jacob, the two of them too exhausted and hurt to get themselves out of the mud. “I’m sorry,” he told her, or tried through the blood in his mouth. He spit some out into the mud. They were both covered in the wet dirt. It was already starting to dry like crusty glue on their skin and clothes.
“It’s not your fault,” Sabrina assured him, and Stacy grabbed Sabrina’s arm to help them up.
Stacy handed Sabrina a wet nap from her backpack, and Sabrina tried to clean some of the mud off her face. “It’s Hassan,” Stacy told them, and her facial expression belied that she was tired of his bullshit. “He’s such a shit stain. I wish someone would teach him a lesson.”
“I dunno if there’s anyone who can,” Sabrina said, taking another wet nap from Stacy and using it on Jacob. Her touch was far more delicate and welcome than Hassan’s. “I’m starting to think some people just can’t be taught.”
Sabrina was close to Jacob, and he touched her face while their eyes gazed deeply into one another.
“I forgot everything,” he said. “The whole argument.”
“He wouldn’t have listened,” she said. “Don’t blame yourself.”
“I couldn’t even protect you,” he said to his friend, kicking himself figuratively.
“I thought you did a pretty awesome job of it,” Sabrina told him, and gave a little smile that made him smile despite himself. “And besides,” she said, holding his hand and squeezing it. “We protect each other.”
“He was right about one thing,” Stacy said, and when they both looked at her, she clarified. “You two look really cute together. The whole grade ‘ships you two, you know.” She grabbed them, and tried to lead them towards the school. “The girls bathroom by the offices are almost never used,” she told them. “We can get you cleaned up there before class.”
By the time they did finally get to their homeroom, their teacher had already done his attendance.
“My god,” the vaguely British teacher said as they came in. “What in the world happened to you two?” Though they had cleaned up a lot of the mud on their skin, it was still all over their clothes. Sabrina’s pink top didn’t even look pink anymore.
“We fell,” Sabrina muttered, hiding her face from the rest of the class with her hair. Jacob heard an “ooo” from a few kids in the class, making him wonder if perhaps what Stacy had said about them was true.
“Sorry we’re late sir,” Jacob said to Mister Jefferies.
“It’s quite alright,” he said, erasing their ticks on the attendance to Jacob’s surprise. Usually if you missed the taking of attendance you were SOL.
“Did you happen to see Billy out there?” he asked them, and they traded a glance at each other and then both instinctively to Hassan’s desk. Hassan was sitting there, with his feet up on a girl’s desk beside him. With a disgusted look the girl got up and chose a different seat. Of which there was more than usual.
“No,” Sabrina told the teacher. Did Billy not come to class today because he was afraid of Hassan?
“What about Rebecca M? Or Rebecca C?” They shook their heads. “Lauren? Meghan Grace? Eddie, Terry, Khloe?”
“It was just us,” Stacy said from where she’d taken her seat. There were a lot of free spots for Jacob and Sabrina. Were all these kids afraid of Hassan?
Hassan seemed happy with all the absentees. He had three desks pulled together now. It was like Hassan had no concern for the way he was bringing down everyone around him. Hassan was evil, and he was turning Jacob’s seventh grade into a nightmare.
*     *     *
Kate didn’t want to open her eyes. She’d been awake for what felt like an hour at least, but she didn’t want to open her eyes. Why would she. When Kate opened her eyes, she knew her nightmare wasn’t going to end.
After all, she could still feel the binds on her wrists. She had fallen asleep bound to a chair. A man, in her boyfriend’s clothes but most definitely not her boyfriend, spent the same night sleeping in their bed. When she did finally open her eyes he wasn’t there anymore, but at the computer, furiously typing away.
He had brought the TV in from the other room, hooking it up to be a second screen. Both screens, and other monitors he must have grabbed from around the apartment, were rapidly flashing through internet pages and Wikipedia entries and news reports. Twitter feeds, Facebook memes, Stock market numbers, even episodes of what looked like the sixties Star Trek were all playing out simultaneously on different screens..
Kate’s stomach growled. She was starving. She’d come home last night after going out for dinner with a co-worker. Only they’d never actually made it to the dinner. When she arrived home, it was this man who’d greeted her. He seemed savage, even in T-BOAT’s suit and tie.
He was wearing a different suit now, having ditched the flashy one from last night for an even flashier one that was a brighter more neon purple. T-BOAT usually only wore it to media events, but Kate had to admit it seemed to look better on this stranger. He’d showered, and groomed himself as well. He didn’t seem nearly as dirty or scary.
Kate wished she could shower. And she had to pee. On top of all that, her head hurt from the shots of tequila she’d done last night. She tried to get her hands loose, but the ropes were tight. He must have tied them like a pro. She looked down, shocked to find that the ropes weren’t tied at all. They were just draped casually over her arms, glowing a strange yellow luminescence, but all the same she was hopeless to move.
The only thing going for her was that this aged and weathered intruder didn’t yet know she was awake, and the more her bladder felt like it was going to explode, the less that advantage mattered to her.
One screen flashed with what it didn’t take Kate long to realize was porn, and he seemed to focus on it for a second. The sound of sex filled the apartment and Kate decided she couldn’t hold it anymore.
“What are you doing?” She asked with equal parts desperation and disgust.
“Ah good,” the man in the suit said. Getting up, he almost seemed to dance across the room to her. “I’ve been learning. Turns out these computers, and by proxy the internet, are both invaluable tools for knowledge and power. There are many things about this modern human society that I have come to respect. And some that I do not.”
He had certainly become far better spoken overnight, but Kate didn’t have any better luck understanding what the hell he was talking about. “That’s fantastic,” she said, hoping her response to be satisfactory. “You respect me enough to loosen my bonds?”
The old man laughed, a deep thick laugh. “No,” he said quickly.
“What is this stuff?” she asked, looking down at her wrists.
“Rope.”
“How is it holding me?” she asked. This question he did not answer. Instead, he just clicked his teeth together in a grin and circled her around the room. “If you don’t let me out of this chair I’m going to pee myself,” she warned him.
“It’s your chair,” the man said coldly, and Kate thought she could sense some of his savageness still there, under his trimmed beard.
She closed her eyes, trying to hold onto her bladder. She could feel sweat dripping down her forehead, but this was getting her nowhere. “What did you do to my husband?” she asked, afraid what his answer was going to be.
“It made the headlines,” the old man told her in his dark charming voice. He waved a hand, and a paper beside Kate floated into the air like a feather on an air current towards Kate’s face making her scream. She used to have horrible frights as a kid some nights that regular ordinary objects like newspapers were going to come alive and kill her. It had all started shortly after her first viewing of Fantasia.
Fighting against her past childhood trauma, Kate looked at what the man was trying to show her.
Toronto DJ found murdered in alleyway near bar district
Dammit. Kate had read enough. She didn’t want to believe it; looking away, she couldn’t have read more even if she hadn’t. Her eyes were too full of tears.
“Don’t start feeling bad for him now,” the old man told her surprisingly matter of factly. “I know you were cheating on him with another man.”
Kate choked on her own tears. “How could you?”
“It’s quite obvious if you know the right clues to look for,” the man insisted. “It’s quite alright that you did. You felt ignored from him, what with all his hours out of the house. Constantly performing. When he finally did have time with you he was exhausted, no longer himself. It’s completely understandable that you would seek affection that you weren’t getting at home elsewhere.”
“Shut up,” Kate begged, unable to stop crying. She didn’t care what the old man said. “I loved him.”
“Oh I have no doubt that you did,” the old man said, still so annoyingly calm. “It makes perfect sense. You see, because you loved him your relationship felt sacred to you. It felt necessary, like it was important. I’m sure all the money and things helped. But your relationship was broken, at a fundamental level and you knew this. So, with flawed logic, you set about to fix the apparent error. Fill the warmth in yourself without sacrificing what was most important to you.”
“You were wrong of course,” the man continued. “He knew you were cheating on him, Kate.”
“Why do you care so much?” Kate asked, tired of crying, and tired of his never ending talk.
“I don’t,” the man said, with no emotion. “But your television has taught me how deliciously complex modern human drama can be. It’s fascinating to me.”
“Like the migration patterns of penguins?” Kate asked, suddenly being reminded of the cold narration in March of the Penguins. “Anyone ever tell you you kinda resemble Morgan Freeman.”
“Your boyfriend,” the man told her, “as a point of fact. Morgan Freeman is an Actor. Born Nineteen Thirty Seven. Was the president in Deep Impact. Nineteen ninety-eight. And God in Bruce Almighty in two thousand and three. I think I’ll accept that as a compliment. Thank you. He sounds like a fascinating individual.”
“So what do I call you?” she asked him, emotionally defeated. She was willing to surrender to him, do whatever it took if he’d just let her take a piss.
“You won’t need to call me anything,” he told her in such a way that made her suspicious.
“Why not?” she asked him with concern.
He frowned then, as if explaining himself to her was the greatest inconvenience in his life. “Because you’ll never see me again,” he said at last.
“What does that mean?”
“It means that I have an appointment,” he said. “This has been most invaluable and I really do appreciate your hospitality, but it’s time for me to go now.”
“But you’ll release these ropes first,” Kate begged him, “Right?”
The man was already heading for the door when he stopped. “I don’t think I will, no.” he said, almost as if he was thinking to himself. “Be comforted in knowing that you’ll be dead in only a couple days, long before the painful throes of extreme hunger kick in.”
“Don’t leave me like this!” Kate screamed after him but he was already out the door and it was closing behind him. “You can’t do this!”
There was no reply.
“Help me!” she screamed at the top of her lungs. “Somebody help me please.” It was no use. Her boyfriend had sound proofed the whole apartment for when he wanted to record the show from home.
But what else could she do?
“Help!”

Next Time on Urban Fantasy

It's snowing on Jon's first day of school, and Tanya has to show him around school. But is he exactly what he appears? And what happens when Rachel and Erika come face to face? I know. You probably don't, but if you come back next Friday you will.

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Alright, so that was the chapter. I'm gonna use the end of each of the releases to blog a bit, the beginning and end I guess. Like I was doing with my podcasts for a short while. But I don't think I'm good at podcasts, so I'm gonna put my focus here. Also if you've been to this blog before you probably noticed I deleted a lot of my posts. Everything that wasn't a release of some of my writing is gone now, because I'm trying to focus my brand a little here. If you're wondering what you missed, basically I'm very anti-social, I suffer from depression, and I've been having a really hard time quitting cigarettes. If you don't smoke... don't start ever. It's not worth it.

I hope people are enjoying this free writing, cause it's been a lot of hard work writing everything I've written so far (Four chapters, this length of each of the three books on my patreon) and I have many more chapters to write. I'd love to hear feedback, or just some acknowledgement that people are there, and they're coming back. I love you guys. Give me strength. Comment below, subscribe @AndrewGeczy on Twitter, or subscribe on my patreon at patreon.com/99geek

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